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"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice trofei were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," detto Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," detto Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always get what they want, even at the cost of those around them. They built these dirty machines that were dangerous and polluted the land, they didn't give a thought to it, they thought it made good progress. But it affected Earth, it began to heat up and melt the polar ice caps, the water became so polluted that they had to use extra powerful filters to drink it, and the air was so noxious that they had to wear oxygen masks. The clouds turned black with smog, the skies turned red, and the seas turned into a big glop of tar, sulfuric gas, and dead animals," detto Kowalski.
"That sounds horrible!!" panicked Private. "It didn't stop there, eventually, a company in Antarctica called EDA began to terraform the planet Mars, which was succesful after just 5 years. They sent animali and plants to populate the newly-terraformed planet, which the populations quickly claimed the planet. Excited, they sent several animali who wanted to start a new life over here to start the progress of the Martian planet," detto Kowalski. "Then why doesn't anyone else know this?" asked Private, sipping his tea. "They do know, what happened is that before they sent these people to populate the planet, they went through: Re-evaluation training, where they were taught to forget everything about Earth and everything that happened there, so they renamed it The Black Star, because from here, the smoggy clouds and sludgy oceans make the planet look like a Black Star," detto Kowalski. "Kowalski sir? How old is The Colony to be exact?" asked Private. "The Colony, is a mere 14 years old, te were born here, because your mother was still carrying your egg when she was dato re-evaluation training back on Earth, she had your egg after 2 weeks of being here, and te hatched a mese after," detto Kowalski.
"How do te know Kowalski? Haven't te gotten the training?" asked Private. "I did, but I got all memory of Earth when the machine that drained all my memories of Earth broke down and released them into my brain instead. I was so dazed that they thought I was clear, so I came here as well" detto Kowalski, closing the window as soon as he heard Lupi outside. "Is that why your head looks a bit puffed up at the top?" asked Private. "Hehe, why yeah, that's why, but still though. I'm warning te Private, do not, tell anyone I told te this. Beware little Private, they will kill us if we tell any of the history on this Colony," warned Kowalski. "I understand sir, I promise not to tell anyone!!" promised Private. "Good, we friends?" asked Kowalski. "Yes, we're best friends, I will visit te whenever Skippah let's me go outside," detto Private. Then, the clock on Kowalski's scrivania, reception beeped. "Its getting late, now te go off to the guest room across the cabin, and settle yourself for the night, I will telegraph to Skipper that you're okay and that te merely got Lost in the woods okay?" asked Kowalski. "Agreed," detto Private, heading to the guest room.
Chapter 2: Priva's Dream about Private
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"Wow!That was a nasty surprise."Private exclaimed. "Tell me about it."Priva detto "Listen,all of you! Do te think te could defeat us? Thanks to the Ice King and Queen, we now have lots of powers to freeze te all."Girlhole said. They laughed evilly and the Televisione turned off. When they explained the whole story, Kowalska had a secondo thought. "We have to disguise te as penguins so Albert won't recognize you. Probably, Rica will make the bunks."Kowalska said. Kowalska got one of her inventions...
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posted by legendary7
A beautiful pinguino rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied da the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, o so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The barca was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...
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posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda detto happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He detto in his Danish accent. "Then da the powers invested in me...I now pronounce te man and wife. te may baciare your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Friends stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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posted by werockz
Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My cupcake is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our preferito foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little Cibo beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When te miss someone te Amore te can't cry enough.


Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the giorno ever again.
posted by legendary7
When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, te are." She shot back. "If it's an apology te want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...
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posted by sweetyKneul
Private was in a forest. It was night. The full moon gave the trees an eerie glow. In addition, it was cold. Private looked around.
In the 2nd Level he had to fight alone. It seemed logical to look for the flag. His opponent would be evident. So he went into the dark forest.
Actually, he should be scared. All alone in a dark forest. But he felt oddly safe, the forest seemed to calm him down. He went deeper and deeper into the forest.
No sign of life. It was such as only he were here in the woods.
But he knew he wasn’t!
Somewhere behind the dark trees his enemy was waiting for him...he just knew...
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Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! te know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...
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Rico climbed up the sede, sedile and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every pinguino for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...
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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a sede, sedile and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a sede, sedile and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...
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Any più Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see te alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any più advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any più Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any più advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...
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Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I Amore sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I Amore sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fuoco truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I Amore sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fuoco engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first giorno at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides te and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me più about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, te can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...
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Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating pesce o any thing. We'll only eat pastas, Cioccolato balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the barca might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the barca moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect giorno for sailing. Just...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled da until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to te it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...
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Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank te for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one o the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and animali 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...
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posted by legendary7
Note: Hey, peeps! I hope te are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed Scrivere this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. te guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some commenti this time. Thanks so much!


A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...
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posted by WaffleCrazed
Lame titolo is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a raggio, ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minuti I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all anno round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...
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Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions da Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
te brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank te all

But...
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posted by legendary7
Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...
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Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up da Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will te wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few minuti later, Ramon was still fast...
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