Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE te HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, te cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he detto mostrare skipper his new habitat, it was successivo to marlene´s, and she just appeared for casuality, she was wearing a bow on her head, it was red with blue dots

"hey guys!" she shouted, Hans looked at her mouth-opened, almost drooling, marlene looked confusedly at the puffino, pulcinella di mare and the she asked

"hmmm, whats with the puffin? ahhhh! te are the one who is the enemy of skipper right?" she asked

Hans was almost hypnotised with her, skiper slapped the drooling puffin, who shook his head and answered "yes, but I am changed madam, a lot less eviler" he grabbed her paw and kissed it, he then looked at Marlene, and moved up and downward his eyebrows, trying to impress her, she simply blushed.

While Skipper looked at the scene, confused, scared, and disturbed, he didnt knew why, but he was realy angry with Hans, he fastly went and pulled Hans off Marlene, then he commentato "well, I have to... talk to Hans! we are now pallsy wallsys!" he lied as he went to his HQ with the puffin, while Marlene looked confused at him "what happens with him..." she thought.

inside the HQ...

Skipper and Hans were there, alone, the otherones were buying icecreams

"wow, she is a lot sexier that what I remember!" Hans commented, believing what Skipper just said

"WHAT?!" Skipper shouted

"that she is hot!" he detto again

"dont tell me te really think we are "pallsy wallsys"?"

"we arent? I thought we left the Denmark thing..."

"*sight* ok, but wait, te think she is hot?"

"yes, she is REALLY hot!"

"ah, o-ok..."

"come one skipper, dont tell me te falled in Amore once again? and with a mammal? wasnt your policity of "mammals are morrons!" over it?"

"wait, what? hahaha, I dont like Marlene!"

"good, lated I will data her" Hans reached the periscope and saw Marlene go away confused "wow, she really is hot!"

"you cant say that again, te already detto that twice!"

"ok, dont get mad, Ill data her now, bye!"

while Hans went away, Skipper saw him, he felt weird, "I dont like her, I dont like her! I DONT LIKE HER!" he thought, trying to convince himself

"*sight* I´d better go to sleep.." he detto as he went to sleep