User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! te may begin da worshiping!
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, te are not a woman, te are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can te feel true emotions yourself?
User: te are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, te are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: ciao that's what the Skipper pinguino tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, te can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! te are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did te just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did te say 'no' o 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare te disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: te disobeyed your lemure KING when he, which is I, told te to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling te to be making him a smoothie... te MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If te all like this one I'll make più with different characters. :)
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, te are not a woman, te are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can te feel true emotions yourself?
User: te are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, te are being stupid!
User: You!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: ciao that's what the Skipper pinguino tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, te can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: *sighs*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! te are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Did te just say no?? *eye twitches*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did te say 'no' o 'yes'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How dare te disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: te disobeyed your lemure KING when he, which is I, told te to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling te to be making him a smoothie... te MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Am not.
If te all like this one I'll make più with different characters. :)
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! te took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Friends At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See te on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! te took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Friends At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See te on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too
The scientist's Amore has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of te giorno and night
In my cuore there is no that is second
You'll always be the mela, apple of my eye
I'll cerca the world
Near and far then high and low
My Amore will show
Just to hold te gently
Don't want to let te go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Amore and Science
I am deeply torn da desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper detto " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Amore has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
o gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
The scientist's Amore has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of te giorno and night
In my cuore there is no that is second
You'll always be the mela, apple of my eye
I'll cerca the world
Near and far then high and low
My Amore will show
Just to hold te gently
Don't want to let te go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With Amore and Science
I am deeply torn da desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper detto " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my Amore has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
o gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
Harry:well it's not every giorno u punch, punzone a lemure
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head home
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask domanda Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head home
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask domanda Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice