Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the Cibo I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two pinguino dummies made out of gross taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two pinguino runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. successivo Kowalski makes a working fionda shot using the excess gum for a stretcher. Ewww....
Kowalksi: Now to put the dummies on the launch pad. Done. Now if I aim the trajectory twenty-eight degrees north I should be able to shoot these to the other side of the Gringo. That should distract the taco long enough for te to corkscrew it back to the um...killer cucina it came from.
The two penguins engage in high-fiving to celebrate their flawless plan.
Skipper: Comence Operation Taco. sposta man, move!
The gum is stretched back and when Kowalski releases it the two dummies go flying, and they are high flying. Uh oh. Skipper and Kowalski gasp with horror when they hit a tavolo in the way and plummet downward instead of flying to the other side of the foodstand. Their french fry mouths remained smiling even when they endured severe crash landing. The taco rushes over to devour them, but that only puts a tobaggin-slide between the Mexican Menace and the two surviving penguins. They will never make it now!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: Oops. I aimed the trajectory two degrees lower than the dato requirement. AH!
Kowalksi is swiped out from under the table. Skipper leaps inoltrare, avanti but is too late and looks out. Kowalski is gone and all that is left is the taco.
Skipper: Noooo! Oh why? Mo-mmy! They are all gone! (Skipper makes a hasty retreat back into the nearest escape, the bathroom and dives in the nearest toilet. But it is clogged with something.)
Skipper: Oh no! dead bodies? Is this what it has come to? Burying the mauled bodies in toilet water in the mens' room? The irony!
Rico: Buttons!
Skipper: Rico, is that you? Are te here to how me the light?
Private: Skipper, te are alive! Kowalski detto te were a sure-fire goner.
Skipper: I ain't no goner. te mean Kowalski is here too? I thought te all got eaten.
Rico: Nuh uh.
Private: That wasn't me. That was cousin Nigel.
Kowalski: I started talking and the taco quickly put me down and I ran here.
Skipper: That's it, men! I know how we are going to take down this grusome gringo! We are going to use the scientific method.
Private: But how-
Skipper: Bottom line. Knowledge is the taco's weakness! Meaning, if we bore it out with Kowalski's endless math fact crap then we can defeat it! Kowalski, te are going to teach that taco how to be a nerd!
Kowalski: I am not a nerd. I'm cool! Um...yo, dude. As in yo I am down with that.
Private: Yeah te kind of are.
Skipper: Focus. Skipper's blog: We are sitting in a toilet, there is a mutant taco trying to do away with us, and this bathroom is still out of air freshener and we are abotu to do o die. It is up to Kowalski's nerdiness to save us now.
Kowalski: Gnarley. (starts rapping) mx+b and a pythagoreon theorum and-
Skipper: Let's move!
The penguins abandon the toilet base and tobaggin into hiding while they leave Kowalski out there alone. The taco sees a tasty pinguino and picks up Kowalski.
Private: Do what te were born to do, Kowalski!
Kowalski: Now when te take the square root of a dividend on both sides of an algebraic equation, te will get two common factors in which te replace the risposte with the variable sin the dato equation...
(30 secondi later)
Kowalski: And finally, te can use the greatest common factor to simplify the common terms in the equation...
It worked! The taco shrinks with every boring word and soon shrinks down to the size of a grape.
Skipper: God job! Mission accomplished!
Kowalski: The taco has decreased in size. I mean, it is tiny, yo. Um...keep it tight, right?
Rico(annoyed): Ugh...
Skipper: Just keep tucking your calculator to letto at night, Kowalski.
Private: So, what's for lunch?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the Cibo I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two pinguino dummies made out of gross taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two pinguino runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. successivo Kowalski makes a working fionda shot using the excess gum for a stretcher. Ewww....
Kowalksi: Now to put the dummies on the launch pad. Done. Now if I aim the trajectory twenty-eight degrees north I should be able to shoot these to the other side of the Gringo. That should distract the taco long enough for te to corkscrew it back to the um...killer cucina it came from.
The two penguins engage in high-fiving to celebrate their flawless plan.
Skipper: Comence Operation Taco. sposta man, move!
The gum is stretched back and when Kowalski releases it the two dummies go flying, and they are high flying. Uh oh. Skipper and Kowalski gasp with horror when they hit a tavolo in the way and plummet downward instead of flying to the other side of the foodstand. Their french fry mouths remained smiling even when they endured severe crash landing. The taco rushes over to devour them, but that only puts a tobaggin-slide between the Mexican Menace and the two surviving penguins. They will never make it now!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: Oops. I aimed the trajectory two degrees lower than the dato requirement. AH!
Kowalksi is swiped out from under the table. Skipper leaps inoltrare, avanti but is too late and looks out. Kowalski is gone and all that is left is the taco.
Skipper: Noooo! Oh why? Mo-mmy! They are all gone! (Skipper makes a hasty retreat back into the nearest escape, the bathroom and dives in the nearest toilet. But it is clogged with something.)
Skipper: Oh no! dead bodies? Is this what it has come to? Burying the mauled bodies in toilet water in the mens' room? The irony!
Rico: Buttons!
Skipper: Rico, is that you? Are te here to how me the light?
Private: Skipper, te are alive! Kowalski detto te were a sure-fire goner.
Skipper: I ain't no goner. te mean Kowalski is here too? I thought te all got eaten.
Rico: Nuh uh.
Private: That wasn't me. That was cousin Nigel.
Kowalski: I started talking and the taco quickly put me down and I ran here.
Skipper: That's it, men! I know how we are going to take down this grusome gringo! We are going to use the scientific method.
Private: But how-
Skipper: Bottom line. Knowledge is the taco's weakness! Meaning, if we bore it out with Kowalski's endless math fact crap then we can defeat it! Kowalski, te are going to teach that taco how to be a nerd!
Kowalski: I am not a nerd. I'm cool! Um...yo, dude. As in yo I am down with that.
Private: Yeah te kind of are.
Skipper: Focus. Skipper's blog: We are sitting in a toilet, there is a mutant taco trying to do away with us, and this bathroom is still out of air freshener and we are abotu to do o die. It is up to Kowalski's nerdiness to save us now.
Kowalski: Gnarley. (starts rapping) mx+b and a pythagoreon theorum and-
Skipper: Let's move!
The penguins abandon the toilet base and tobaggin into hiding while they leave Kowalski out there alone. The taco sees a tasty pinguino and picks up Kowalski.
Private: Do what te were born to do, Kowalski!
Kowalski: Now when te take the square root of a dividend on both sides of an algebraic equation, te will get two common factors in which te replace the risposte with the variable sin the dato equation...
(30 secondi later)
Kowalski: And finally, te can use the greatest common factor to simplify the common terms in the equation...
It worked! The taco shrinks with every boring word and soon shrinks down to the size of a grape.
Skipper: God job! Mission accomplished!
Kowalski: The taco has decreased in size. I mean, it is tiny, yo. Um...keep it tight, right?
Rico(annoyed): Ugh...
Skipper: Just keep tucking your calculator to letto at night, Kowalski.
Private: So, what's for lunch?
private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet te skippah
skippah: nice to meet te too
melody: ciao private wanna go get something special te deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of arachide, arachidi burro winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats arachide, arachidi burro winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet te skippah
skippah: nice to meet te too
melody: ciao private wanna go get something special te deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of arachide, arachidi burro winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats arachide, arachidi burro winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued