I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Retacks

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Retacks

posted by rico911910

s=skipper,k=kowalski,p=privat,D:derater
The Hidden
take one action
S:Pop quiz troups what can't we trust?
K:...What?(every body looks at him)what are we rolling?
S:Aaa kinda!
K:Ow sarry sarry aaa can we restart that?
Good again sarry.

take two and action
S:Pop quiz troups what...what aaaa? whats my lines again?
P:(he wispers to skipper)What can't we trust.
S:we can't trust needals thats for shore.
K:I think he means thats your lines.
S:Ow can we restart agian.
D:Alright lets take it froom the superiore, in alto then.

take three and action
S:Pop quiz troups what can't we trust?
K:Three giorno old sterfy moombeens.
S:Right? What else can't we trust?
P:Agers?(everybody stares then lafs)
S:Don't te mean baggers priviat?(he giggles alidalbit).
P:Isn't that what i said?
K:No priviat te detto "agers".

take..K:Can i say it?
D:Aaa?shore
K:Yes!Alright take four and.....action!!!!!
S:Pop quiz troups(he starts laffing)sarry I I just can't do this any more.Sarry I'm going to go for snowcones anybody else whant to come?(every body agres and gos)
D:What we got to finish the episode. guys?!can I come?
S:Shore? why not come on.
D:Yay snowcones(:
The End hop te injoied it

MsKowalski99 and Kan-Joey like this

skipperluvs dis is giggly!!!! and all this time i thought that they were really awesome penguins!!! it was all a lie!!! a lie im telling you!!!!!

Kan-Joey well, now we know that though they might be good at fighting, these penguins are very bad at acting

rico911910 I was thinking about doing one of Launch Time when Juilen is playing guilf when the penguins are traning i was thinking of skipper ceaching the guilf ball an crashion it do you think that would be somthing good i can tipe about?

18wanda The word is badgers, not baggers. Your spelling needs to be improved, but the storyline was creative, I guess.

rico911910 that is part of the joke priviate help me spell it but he had a littile trouble with julian bodering him(: so i was hopping you would ask that qeustion KJ:hay hay! it's King julian! noteify the King at the begining S:Ringtial don't cut into a sentice like that you've got to what your tern. You were saying.Aaaa i will make retacks two sunday thanks skipper i ges. S:no problem

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A pinguino comedy^_^ chapter 4

posted by spmana123

Everyone was waiting for the successivo challenge, skipper was talking to his group on how to beat the others, Michele and Rico were holding hands and talking to each other, and ivy was trying to help Kat getting skipper.

Suddenly, Phil walked into the room with the successivo challenge,

Phil: alright! Round 2 begins! This round, everyone wi participate, the challenge will be a cook off! I'll give te a item, and I'll randomly select 1 of te from each group to be the taste
Tester to test out your groups food, I will also be tasting these foods.

Rainshadow:yay!!!! I Amore cooking!!!

Kat:(yes! I can make skipper...

Amore hurts: chapter 7

posted by spmana123

Marlene had started to come and visit Rico every giorno until he awoke from his coma, she would come and sit with him and talk to him for hours,

Marlene: yea Rico....we should do that when te wake up....it will be fun...

Skipper then walked in the room.

Skipper: Marlene....it's time to go...it's getting late....

Marlene: really....already....ok....goodbye Rico...I'll see te tomorrow..

Marlene then kissed Rico on the forehead and skipper and Marlene left the room.

Marlene and skipper were on thier way home, Marlene and skipper tried to strike up a conversation, but skipper was still ticked off at...

Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows, chapter 3

posted by spmana123

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!: this story is basically focusing in the 3 that died in the first one, to seenifnthere fate changes, and some chapters later in will be about people who were trapped in there that te didn't hear in the first story, enjoy:)

ALSO!!!!: make sure to read the first story corpse party/penguins, o else this wont make much sense to u:)

???:ughhhhh.....what the....where am I?

Mort had awoken, his head was hurting severely, but got up.

Mort: huh?!

Mort suddenly looked around and saw that he was in a dark hallway, right successivo to the infiramry..inside the infirmary he heard laughter of...

Camp fever:chapter 1

posted by spmana123

It was a typical Friday afternoon, field trip day. We were all exhausted from today, and were finally happy to have a break from the visitors. After everybody had left and the zoo was closed, I decided to throw a party in celebration for what a great job we did today, I told Kowalski to get Marlene, private to grab julien and his crew, and Rico to help me set up for the party. Everybody was stoked to see how nice of it was to celebrate, even though we do this every Friday, I felt like today was the hardest.

"Wow! Thanks a bunch skipper!" detto Marlene with a happy expression on her face.

There...

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Amore hurts:chapter 2, the plan begins......

posted by spmana123

Marlene had ran home to tell Leslie about how it had worked and how the plan actually was working so far. "See, I told te he would say yes, was skipper jealous?" Asked Leslie with a smile on her face. "I don't know I didn't ask in front of him, but in sure Rico has told them about it, can te help me get ready for the data tonight?" detto Marlene. Leslie agreed and the two began to set the tavolo for Marlene and Rico(oysters and fish), grabbed some fiori and candles, and cleaned the place up. Meanwhile, at the penguins place, Rico wa getting ready for his data with Marlene, while the boys...

tortured....chapter 3

posted by spmana123

i was standing there, successivo to ricos corpse, tears coming down my cheeks, knowing that ill never see him again, never see hm smile, o do anything with me anymore, and i couldnt get here in time to save him, kowalksi and private were sitting successivo to his body, crying out loud. i snapped, and started running towards blowhole.

skipper:ILL KILL YOU!!!!

he dodged my attack and ran straight to the door, along with his minion, and locked us in so we couldnt get out.

skipper:OPEN THE DAMN DOOR te COWARD!! WHEN I GET OUT IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!!

i was banging on that door as hard as i could, hoping to get...

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Skipper's Family - Chpt.2 Flirting, secrets & skilene.

posted by Random-Partier

Once they got inside, Sky dropped Skipper on to the stone floor somewhat carelessly. "Ah-Ug!" screamed Skipper as his body made contact with the floor.
"Hahahahahaha! Sucker! Hahahaha-WAH!" shrieked Emily as she too got dropped to the floor. Skippers team and family were about to help them up when Voilet, Skippers other sister, used her 'black magic' to lavetate them back on to there feet. Everyone (A/N: Exept for Skipper and his family,) looked at her in astonishment.

Voilet was a beautiful pinguino (A/N: Especially to Rico! XD) but no one really knew what she looked like because of a black...

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Caught ~4~ ~Sophia meets the team~

posted by winkies77

Enjoy Chapter 4!
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Location: Penguin's Island
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I awoke in a large gabbia, cassa with dim lighting through a little hole for air. I was to tired to get back on my webbed feet and knock open this door myself.

Finally I stood up in my gabbia, cassa and looked through the small hole. I gasp. Their was another eye!

"Hello?" I heard someone say. "Is anyone in there?"

I almost leaped out of my feathers. Wow did the cops find me that easily?, I thought. Things were going through my brain like going fishing with pesce streaming
through a river.

"Hello?" I asked. "Can...

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Avian Malaria Chapter 2: cena For One

posted by legendary7

Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell o smoke. His cuscino grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The più he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...

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Abigail chapter four

posted by misscrazel

"No" detto Skipper, "why would that help?" He crumpled the paper. "Wait!" He said.
"What?!" asked Private.
"I know what happend!"

Abigail's past 1st person
......................................................................................................
I could hardly see through the tears. "Skipper!" I cried, pulling away from my mother. I ran after Skipper and my unfaimiliar father. I knew I could save my younger brother. After all dad wanted both of us. Our parents had divorced right after Skipper was born. Our mom got both of us and ever since then our dad wanted one of us.

It's my bedtime now I'll write più later.

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Celeste Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much più comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the pinguino moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let te sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...

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Celeste Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked da the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself da snacking on every pesce that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are te in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the pesce and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Body Swap Part 4

posted by sowem

The group left destruction everywhere they searched, but Joey just kicked all of them out of his habitat. Skipper enjoyed destroying Julien's habitat.

Skipper: Lets look in the Park.

Private: Wait a minute! That's him!
Private pointed to Kowalski trying to swim to their island with Maurice's body.

Everyone went into the penguins habitat. Kowalski jumped through the hole into the HQ and activated lockdown.

Kowalski: That should keep them out for about 2 hours, maybe?

He quickly rushed into the lab and went here and there to finish the raggio, ray in time.
He thought for a minute.

Kowalski: How am I going to...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did te talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of te as a son te know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask te something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do te like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The secondi past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The pinguino laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life o Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are te hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those pesce look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of pesce that a aragosta left successivo to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those pesce Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico detto sadly. “Then what are te waiting for? All te gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No te just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are te annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* te just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for te are not sentient. te just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But te just detto that te know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: te lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, o thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would te define yourself? Are te yourself because of your actions, o are your actions based on who te are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes te are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: ciao that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are te hitting yourself?