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Skipper`s pregnant! 8D

added by carsfan

Source: "Thumb Drive" episode

Ok ok, I know he ate too much fish, but it LOOKS like he`s pregnant in this pic! XD

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mostar1219, KowalskiSBSPR and 3 others like this

carsfan I know he ate too much fish, but it LOOKS like he`s pregnant! And it`s just too freakin` hilarious!! xD

CuteCuddly I can't wait to see that episode! Wait, so he IS a female, after all.

Bluesnowflake So Skipper, when are you due? And who's the Daddy?

carsfan ^I`d say he`s due in a month or less, and for the daddy, I`m not sure... O.o

SaturdaySurpris I had that in my TD once, and there, Hans was the father. ^.^

Kannotekina That was so sweet how Rico was hepling him to stand up :>

Penguinangel ^So RICO'S the baby-daddy! :D loved how he was making everyone else move him in this scene. You still wanna tell us that's 'muscle', Skipp? XD

kowalkielol i think the reason of why skipper over stuffed himself is because of instinct. ( I've been wondering about this ) you see, when penguins in Antarctica feed right before they go back to their mating grounds, they stuff themselves with huge amounts of food so they can live through the freezing winter. (which the males are to be doing while balancing an egg on their feet) so maby that is why...... :p

ILUVKOWALSKI XD Skipper, are you SURE your a male.

Skiparah lolololoolloloolollololololollololoololololol!! lol

kmbrother Skipper,what have you gotten yourself in?

carsfan You know..."Skipper" is also a girls name... I saw it on a Barbie doll once on TV. So Skipper, are you really, really REALLY sure your a male? O.o Dun dun duuuuunnnnnnnnn..... XD

mostar1219 IT WAS A SUNNY DAY, ABOUT 75 DEGREES AND SKIPPER WAS PREGNANT FROM A DRUNK FIVESOME WITH THE PENGUINS AND JULIEN AND MAURICE TOLD HIM "DON'T DRINK FISH ALE WHILE YOU'RE PREGNANT!!" NOW THE CHILD'S FACING PREBIRTH PETER GRIFFIN SYNDROME, ANYWAY!!!!

carsfan ^O.o What the...?

mostar1219 ^ just a little something I made up, inspired by a bit Chris Rock did about people owing people money.

ReshiramTs awwwwwwwwwwwww *-*

Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows, chapter 3

posted by spmana123

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!: this story is basically focusing in the 3 that died in the first one, to seenifnthere fate changes, and some chapters later in will be about people who were trapped in there that te didn't hear in the first story, enjoy:)

ALSO!!!!: make sure to read the first story corpse party/penguins, o else this wont make much sense to u:)

???:ughhhhh.....what the....where am I?

Mort had awoken, his head was hurting severely, but got up.

Mort: huh?!

Mort suddenly looked around and saw that he was in a dark hallway, right successivo to the infiramry..inside the infirmary he heard laughter of...

Fallout Chapter 5: Tranquility Lane

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5: Tranquility Lane

Private made it to a small abandon car repair shop. Private looked at his Pip-Boy to see if he went to the right place, and it detto volta, vault 112. Private went inside anyways to see what he could find. The place was old and dusty, cobwebs everywhere. Private noticed a huge door on the floor on the far-left side of the room, and walked to it. He opened the door and it showed stairs that lead to the basement. He went down, but saw that this wasn’t the basement at all. Instead it was the entrance to volta, vault 112. Private looked at the control panel, and just simply just pressed...

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Fallout: Chapter 3 Mutant Nightmare

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 3: Mutant Nightmare

Private left Megaton and made his way to the Galaxy News Radio Station. Private figured out how to put directions into his Pip-Boy, and it was easier then he thought. He just had to put the name of the location he wanted to go to, and the Pip-Boy would serve as a GPS. He had a bit of ways to go, but he’d go any distance to see his father again. He waddled a long road, but his Pip-Boy led him to an underground train station. Private looked at the directions again to make sure it wasn’t wrong, and it wasn’t. The underground train station was actually a shortcut...

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A New Crush Chapter 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

ciao this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)This fanfic is about a girl pinguino that comes to the zoo and falls for Skipper.

My name is Kat, but I'm not a cat, I am a penguin, from Antarctica. I have one problem with my home: it's too cold. I knew one giorno I would escape that horrible snow land, and that giorno was yesterday, when that weird man came and put me in a crate, and for once in my life I felt comfortable and warm.

Today I am traveling to a new home, hopefully a warm one.

I don't know how long I was in that gabbia, cassa but all I know now is that I'm here at my new home...a zoo? cool!

Am I alone in this pinguino habitat? Just then I hear waddling coming from under the platform, okay good I'm not alone.

Skipper pokes his head through the hatch hole and spots Kat, then calls the the rest of the team. Is our new pinguino here yet Skipper? Private asks. Yes Private, she's here.

Oh hi I'm Kat, I'm new here I detto cheerfully.

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Cleverbot and King J :D

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Eh, hello computer-y thing!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I am the king so te may worship me now.

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: What?! How dare te defy me!

Cleverbot: te have no power here.

User: King Julien, which is me, always is having the power!

Cleverbot: If te say so Damian.

User: Damian? Who is this Damian?

Cleverbot: If te don't know, I'm not going to be the one that tells you.

User: Eh... Ok.

Cleverbot: Do te see were te detto te watched soul eater.

User: Ew who would be eating souls? They have no flavor!

Cleverbot: I don't know what I am... You're the only person I have...

User: Um...

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 4: Winkes

posted by legendary7

They finally are up the stairs, when they meet yet another hallway. Private's tiny jaw almost hits the floor. Nigel contuines waddling on down it. His nephew stares up at him, and imitates his every move.
"We're close, Private." Nigel encourages Private. The young pinguino slouches onward, but quickly goes back to recitazione like his uncle. His mother laughs, for she knows she made the right decision.
"Nigel, what does this machine do?" She asks cautiously gesturing toward a colossal rectangluar appliance. It is black on the superiore, in alto and bottom. A shiny object seals vivid minisquel shapes that are held...

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Abigail chapter four

posted by misscrazel

"No" detto Skipper, "why would that help?" He crumpled the paper. "Wait!" He said.
"What?!" asked Private.
"I know what happend!"

Abigail's past 1st person
......................................................................................................
I could hardly see through the tears. "Skipper!" I cried, pulling away from my mother. I ran after Skipper and my unfaimiliar father. I knew I could save my younger brother. After all dad wanted both of us. Our parents had divorced right after Skipper was born. Our mom got both of us and ever since then our dad wanted one of us.

It's my bedtime now I'll write più later.

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 10 Mission Of The Golden Statue

posted by MadagascarGirl

“So, now it’s your turn, Skipper” Katherine said. It was late, Kowalski and Rico yawned, but they tried to hide it.
“Maybe tomorrow, you’re sleepy...”
“No!” Private, Kowalski and Rico protested, Katherine and Skipper looked at them with a well-known look.
“Ok, maybe, but continue, please” Kowalski said, Private made cucciolo dog eyes.
“No, really, go and take a rest, we all should take a rest from yesterday’s events” Katherine detto and stroked Private’s head “Goodnight” she detto and left the penguins’ HQ. They went to their bunks, the three penguins couldn’t wait...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 7 Tears For Dommed

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper and Katherine hid Private behind themselves and stepped back.
"Ok, Blowhole, we give up, but let Private go" Skipper said.
"No!" Private protested.
"Why?" Blowhole asked ignoring Private.
"If te let him go, he'll promise he won't disturb te anymore" Katherine said.
"Ok, run away from here, Private" Blowhole said.
"No, I don't want to leave you" Private detto with tears in eyes.
"We have got a plan, don't worry, I Amore te son" Skipper said.
"We Amore you" detto Katherine and they hugged for the last time.
"Have we got a plan?" Katherine asked when Private went out of lab to Kowalski and Rico....

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Celeste Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked da the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself da snacking on every pesce that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...

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Celeste Chapter 7

posted by legendary7

Private sat successivo to his Skipper on the puntellare, riva of the pond sticking his feet in. The leader carried two fishing rods. Private was very much younger. His saphire eyes looked even bigger than how they became.
"So why did te want to go fishing, sir?" Private chirped.
"I wanted to talk to you." Skipper said.
"What're these sticks for?" Private pondered. He was pointing to the rods.
"You mean the fishing poles?" Skipper asked both puzzled and astonished.
"Yeah," Private nodded.
"You've never been taught how to fish, at least with a pole?" Skipper questioned. When he was Private's age, he had been taught...

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Good and True (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "A Thousand Years")

posted by mostar1219

She was looking at herself in the mirror. She couldn't believe her eyes. She never thought that her life would come to this and, even if she had, she thought it would be just part of some dream o imagination from her fairy tale loving younger self. farfalle fluttered in her stomach from being excited and nervous.
"This will definitely be the best giorno of your life, Monique," Marlene said, remembering her wedding giorno with Skipper.
"What if things don't go well? Maybe he'll change his mind at the last minute, maybe something could go wrong," Monique stuttered, thinking about the relationship...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 3 The Dark Prince

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Skipper, we are going for a long time, can we stop? I’m tired” detto Kowalski.
“Me too” detto Private, Rico nodded.
“Ok” detto Skipper and they sat down.
“How we get back to the zoo?” asked Kowalski.
“Kowalski, te always giving options” detto Skipper.
“Oh, right...”
“Firstly, we must go out of this tunnel” detto Skipper.
“Ok, I think it’s late” detto Private and yawned.
“You can fall asleep” detto Skipper.

Fifteen minuti later
Kowalski, Rico and Private fell asleep. But Skipper couldn’t sleep. He wanted to be sure, that nobody attack them o follow them. Finally...

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The Black Death Chapter 10: Mess in the cucina

posted by legendary7

giorno 27
As Private woke up from letto that morning, the room was dim. Sure the lights were on, but the sky outside the window was darken. Moisture filled the air. Something in the penguins' instincts told them there would be a storm.
He found Skipper standing stiff in front of the window. Terror flooded his eyes. Rico was just as puzzled as Private. There was something bothering Skipper. Uh-oh, here he goes again.
"Skippah, what's wrong?" Private whimpered.
"What?! Uh ... Nothing."
"Is there something we don't know?" Private gulped.
"Listen, the night we came, Ms. Williams tookme into the hall to discuss...

Work Things Out (fanfiction about daydream from hearing "It's Not Over" da Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater da the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings o dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...

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The Black Death Chapter 4: The First Death

posted by legendary7

Note: I really hope te guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets più dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if te don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was Scrivere that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My superiore, in alto two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was recitazione guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...

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pinguino Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins baciare Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have te been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers te can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But da golly te are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did te remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame titolo is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a raggio, ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minuti I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all anno round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an ora after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the albero to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P da Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...