Eve from Wall-E and Eva from POM Movie

Ok, here I post the first Citazioni I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from strada, via Smarts.


Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another pinguino meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

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Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper:...

I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my letto and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...

It was night in New York. In the HQ, Kowalski just finished building his new Training Robot, which the Penguins will be testing their Fighting Skills on…

Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do te turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"

One da one, each pinguino demonstrated their Fighting...

Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

"Everyone has their own pinguino personality!"

It's not original, but I guess it will have to do. Check the underline before each item/characteristic if te possess it..

Note: If this means somewhat offending to anyone, just tell me and I'l take it down.

Thank you.

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You are a Skipper if:
__ te are a born leader.
__ te are terrified of needles.
__ te crave for order and authority.
__ Your La la land is an army battlefield.
__ Your clothing color of choice is khaki/brown.
__ te are the first born child.
__ te always have a cup of coffee...

This is the secondo part of my first fan fiction series so I hope te like it.

Private: What do te mean "featherless"?

Kowalski: It means that te have no feathers.

Private: Uh oh.

----Meanwhile-----

Skipper: Well Rico, I guess were done our potral. But I'm onto those cameleons and there tongue-sticking ways.

Skipper: Oh ciao Kowalski; te done your experimant?

Kowalski: Unfountionly no. But, I also have to tell te something very, very important.

Skipper: What?

Kowalski: Well, it all started when my machine/experimant was taking forever, so Private woke up right in the middle of it. Then he got way...