Percy: HADEEEEES!!! WHAT THE HERMES DID te STEAL MY OPHIOTAURUS BESSIE FOR!!!???
Hades: Uuuuhhh...help?
Hermes:I just got two messages from Zues, there's bad and good news. O.K so the good news is that Hades didn't get his name used as a curse-
Hades: Wait, what?
Hermes: Uuuuugh... Nevermind. Well anyway, the bad news is that Annabeth has gone missing, and we think that Enceladus os holding her captive.
Leo: te mean that big ugly guy, enchiladas
Hermes: No, E-N-C-E-L-A-D-U-S.
Percy: Don't be so mean Hermes!
Hades: Yeah, that's my job!
Leo: Wait, what?!
*
Zues: RAAAGGHHH!!! Poseidon ha rubato, stola my pet poodle Fluffy!!
Poseidon: Did not!
Zues: Then why is he sitting on your throne, eating a seaweed dog bisciut!!??
Poseidon: uuuuuhh...
Zues: te know why...
**
Aphrodite:I wish Piper were here, *sob* she lightens up every party-
All (except Leo): THIS ISN'T A PARTY!!!
Leo: well, I could make it one-
Aphrodite: A farewell party for Annabeth!!!
All( except Leo): NO!!
Aphrodite: *walks into corner and sobs*
Leo: ciao Aphro, I could fly Festus the happy dragon into Frisco, and Pipes could catch a ride with mwa?
Aphrodite: YAAAAAY!!!
ALL: NOOO!!!
*EVERYONE LOGS OFF*
Aphrodite: Forever alone, *sob*
Hades: Uuuuhhh...help?
Hermes:I just got two messages from Zues, there's bad and good news. O.K so the good news is that Hades didn't get his name used as a curse-
Hades: Wait, what?
Hermes: Uuuuugh... Nevermind. Well anyway, the bad news is that Annabeth has gone missing, and we think that Enceladus os holding her captive.
Leo: te mean that big ugly guy, enchiladas
Hermes: No, E-N-C-E-L-A-D-U-S.
Percy: Don't be so mean Hermes!
Hades: Yeah, that's my job!
Leo: Wait, what?!
*
Zues: RAAAGGHHH!!! Poseidon ha rubato, stola my pet poodle Fluffy!!
Poseidon: Did not!
Zues: Then why is he sitting on your throne, eating a seaweed dog bisciut!!??
Poseidon: uuuuuhh...
Zues: te know why...
**
Aphrodite:I wish Piper were here, *sob* she lightens up every party-
All (except Leo): THIS ISN'T A PARTY!!!
Leo: well, I could make it one-
Aphrodite: A farewell party for Annabeth!!!
All( except Leo): NO!!
Aphrodite: *walks into corner and sobs*
Leo: ciao Aphro, I could fly Festus the happy dragon into Frisco, and Pipes could catch a ride with mwa?
Aphrodite: YAAAAAY!!!
ALL: NOOO!!!
*EVERYONE LOGS OFF*
Aphrodite: Forever alone, *sob*
ok now a lot of te are saying "what the hell? what the fuck dose this shit have to do with percy jackson?" well the answer to that is i got bored and wanted to annoy some people on the internet. part one goth: ok now when most people think of goth they think of a hot chick with blue lepre and nice eye liner and stuff te know something like thalia. well te are wrong, that is punk my Friends THIS is goth, a creepy chick with bat wings and black robes and over the superiore, in alto make up and some will get there tungs slit to be like a snake and stuff like that.
part 2 emo is not goth: emo kids dont look goth at all!! they just like to slit there wrists in the bathtub
part 3 whatever: so ya whatever Thalia is punk and crap and la la la
part 2 emo is not goth: emo kids dont look goth at all!! they just like to slit there wrists in the bathtub
part 3 whatever: so ya whatever Thalia is punk and crap and la la la