Percy Jackson e gli Dei dell'Olimpo Article: 'PERCY JACKSON and the Facebook WARS!!' PT #1

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'PERCY JACKSON and the Facebook WARS!!' PT #1

posted by hyperspace13

Percy: HADEEEEES!!! WHAT THE HERMES DID te STEAL MY OPHIOTAURUS BESSIE FOR!!!???

Hades: Uuuuhhh...help?

Hermes:I just got two messages from Zues, there's bad and good news. O.K so the good news is that Hades didn't get his name used as a curse-

Hades: Wait, what?

Hermes: Uuuuugh... Nevermind. Well anyway, the bad news is that Annabeth has gone missing, and we think that Enceladus os holding her captive.

Leo: te mean that big ugly guy, enchiladas

Hermes: No, E-N-C-E-L-A-D-U-S.

Percy: Don't be so mean Hermes!

Hades: Yeah, that's my job!

Leo: Wait, what?!
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Zues: RAAAGGHHH!!! Poseidon ha rubato, stola my pet poodle Fluffy!!

Poseidon: Did not!

Zues: Then why is he sitting on your throne, eating a seaweed dog bisciut!!??

Poseidon: uuuuuhh...

Zues: te know why...
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Aphrodite:I wish Piper were here, *sob* she lightens up every party-

All (except Leo): THIS ISN'T A PARTY!!!

Leo: well, I could make it one-

Aphrodite: A farewell party for Annabeth!!!

All( except Leo): NO!!

Aphrodite: *walks into corner and sobs*

Leo: ciao Aphro, I could fly Festus the happy dragon into Frisco, and Pipes could catch a ride with mwa?

Aphrodite: YAAAAAY!!!

ALL: NOOO!!!

*EVERYONE LOGS OFF*

Aphrodite: Forever alone, *sob*

cinnominbubble and meredog like this

meredog Lol I love this!!!!!!!!! Make more!!!!!!!!!!!

cinnominbubble Lol! I is needing more!

hyperspace13 Thanks!! And there will be more!! Oh and please choose five gods/godesses and demeigods. That will be in the next fanfic!!

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Addison Zander, a new Demigod Chapter 4

posted by greenstergirl

I poured a little bit of the succo, succo di frutta into Nico's mouth, and immediatly the succo, succo di frutta reapeared in the bottle. It was his medicine, and it really was working. He started to get the strength to talk to me. The gash in his had really made it hard for him to do stuff, and it bled constantly.

"ugh...thanks..Addison." Nico strained to say. He could talk now, but he was still very weak. Even though I was a tiger, he knew it was me, and he would speek to me, even if I couldn't respond to him. Instead I would give him gestures on telling him that I understould him, o that I was going to go hunt.

"Do you...

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Ways to tick off/ make fun/ bother a PJ fan.

posted by Holic_195

Ways to tick off a PJ fan.

This is my list, what’s yours?

1/ When te see a group of PJ fan talking ‘bout him, pretend to unisciti them and say: “Oh, te guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so Amore him!”

2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”

3/ Tell him/her that te heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked te to kill all demigods (fake o real) te know.

4/Tell them that HP...

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MY Percy Jackson and the olympians movie review

posted by i_am_zim

sigh....BIGIST DISAPPOINTMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(for people that did not read the libri and liked the movie i hope for your sake that it was because it was entertaining not because it was good)

let me tell te how it all happened.i was on my way to the Film to see it and just as i was puling up into the parking lot i finished the last book.i walk inside and was telling myself that this was going to be the best movie ever....I WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!i sat down and watched it and when it was over i was so depressed that i tried to convince myself that it was...

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General Review and Comments: Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief

posted by Zina17

This Monday (Feb 22) I finally had the chance to go see Logan Lerman as Percy Jackson. Based on the novel da Rick Riordan, the movie follows Percy, son of Poisidon (god of the sea) on his quest to save his mother, and the rest of the world for that matter. With only his old friend Grover, who happens to be half goat, and Annabeth, beautiful and powerful daughter of Athena, he sets out to find three pearls, and ultimatly, the underworld. Blah blah blah. Those of te who haven't seen the movie, i wont give any più away. Those of te who have, te will be bored if i continue. So, onto my general...

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Choices

posted by I-Love-Candy

Who am I?

Summary: 20: Sometimes, te are not sure if this life's worth it; but, then again, it's only sometimes.
...

"Is—is that you?" her voice cracks and te nod feebly.

"Yeah, it's me."

She turns away, tears in her eyes, head in hands.

You reach out your arm and try to pat her back. She steps back, eyes wide and nervous, avoiding your touch.

"Go," she hisses suddenly, tears streaking down her face, hands now clenched at her sides.

You are confused, but say nothing.

"C'mon, please, —" te start, but she interrupts you.

"No." She's pleading with you, and looks so hurt and alone, all te wish to...

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Addison Zander, a new Demigod Chapter 3

posted by greenstergirl

For days I tried to travel. I started putting Nico on my back, (I was a ridable tiger at the time, duh!) but he kept sliding off. The hours of walking turned into days, and the days turned into weeks. Since I had no Cibo I had to eat stuff from garbage cans. And the Cibo Nico had in his bag I already had gobbled up, plus I could hardly ever even get to a garbage can because in every city there were mobs of police cars and people following me. Honlestly, I was on the sposta everywhere. Since I was a giant animal, lots of people woud freekout when they saw me. So I started hunting mice (yes, mice....

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what i thought of the Percy Jackson movie

posted by bernzzbabzz

First, let me explain that i just started Leggere the libri July First. i did not see the movie before i read the books(thank the gods). after i read the first book and started the secondo i bought the movie and watched it. After the first few scenes i started thinking.. what the hell is this?
Let me name everything wrong about that movie.
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TWELVE
Annabeth's supposed to be blonde and have curly hair.
Chiron's supposed to be a white horse.
Percy doesn't wake up in the infirmary, and Grover is not there at first.
The first scene with the pool didnt even exist in the book.
Percy...

Percy Saga

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Zeus

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Thalia Grace and Luke Castellan Spot

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The spot for Thaliluke

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Thalia grace

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Camp Half-Blood Cabins

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Abuse Central A Percy Jackson Story Chapter 2

posted by SmartGirl6542

So, where was I? Oh, yeah. Gabe shot me. I tried to avoid screaming a stream of curses, but the bullet in my shoulder blade didn’t make it easy. Gabe snickered as I went onto my knees and tumbled back to hit my head on the step. Annabeth fell back onto the floor while I still remained on the step, but either way, Gabe paid her no attention. He stepped right over her and kicked Mom out of the way before she could help.
Gabe grabbed a fistful of my hair and pointed the gun toward my mom. “I’ll give te two choices. It’s either te stay here and they go free o te get to watch them die....

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Percy and Annabeth- Lovesick- Chapter 1.

posted by SmartGirl6542

We returned to camp that summer, happier than ever before. Annabeth and I were back together, our parents decided to stay out of our Amore life, and just having Annabeth in my arms without getting electrocuted was the best gift ever.
That was before another problem erupted on me. I don’t think it’s at all possible for Annabeth and I to catch a break, but at least we’d actually lived to adulthood.

te probably know who I am, so I’ll skip the introduction and go right to the problem we had. After what Annabeth and I went through together, I’m surprised we didn’t crack under the...

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Annabeth and Percy- Revenge- Chapter 4.

posted by SmartGirl6542

I heard a scream from outside the door, thinking that something had to be wrong. It was Percy’s scream, and Percy rarely ever screamed unless he was in serious trouble. I grabbed Percy’s sword off the nightstand and went toward the door, forgetting everything else. I only cared about saving him. I threw my phone in my pocket and grabbed his before uncapping Riptide and running out to the hall before I could stop myself.
Percy was pinned to the floor da Luke’s foot and his minions noticed me. They were the same Vrykolakas minions I’d seen a anno and four months fa when I was captured...

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Annabeth and Percy- Wedding at Camp Half Blood- Ch.1

posted by SmartGirl6542

I looked at Percy nervously as he got down on one knee. Was this another joke, o was it not? “Annabeth,” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small black box. “Will te marry me?” He asked, pulling open the lid and revealing the most beautiful ring I’d ever seen. The diamond was about twice the size of my ring finger, and it sparkled in the moonlight.
I looked out at the water from the dock we were standing on. The light from the Ferris wheel behind us bounced off the light, and I wondered if Poseidon was watching this. If he was, would he risk his...

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Annabeth and Percy- Ruined Wedding- Chapter 2.

posted by SmartGirl6542

Pain swelled up in my head, but only one thought overwhelmed me: Annabeth was gone. She’d been kidnapped and I was still unconscious for I don’t know how long, but I knew that I had to save my bride. Guilt immediately flooded me; I should have protected her. I had returned Zeus’ lightning bolt with monsters always following close behind, and I couldn’t defend my wife? That’s unacceptable. One thing I knew for sure; unless she was mad, Annabeth was nothing like a monster.
I squinted against the light invading my darkness and finally opened my eyes. I saw Thalia, Mom, and Chiron looming...

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Camp Half-Blood Cabins

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Camp Half-Blood Cabins

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