The Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn is chasing me, what should i do?

Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good rosa Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're amaro enemies. So all te gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as te run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. te just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing fiori out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so te gotta keep running even after the Good rosa Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.

Got that?

Spray it with the good water breathing dragon(me baciare the good dragon)

Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get te to have a tè party with him! If he some how makes te have a girly tè party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, o else te would be shooting farfalle out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen fate that the scones are okay. o was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes te into a one eye troll, so I suggest te eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.

Keep running until te see a arcobaleno made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once te found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the superiore, in alto of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take te to safty.

Hope that helps :D.

Tell the unicorn to eat a breath mint; his breath must be horrible if it's mouth is full of fire!

break his horn off and stab his culo with it...
:)

the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out da a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of unicorni to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe

WTF...????!!!! IDK, I AIN'T CRAZZY!!

Couple things te could do: Tickle it :3. Give it a hug soo hard that it pops like a zit... o give a death stare so cold, your could see it's soul and make it explode:D Have fun with it!!