"Boner, catch this disk." "Boner, quit humping the neighbors leg." "Boner, stop peeing on the lawn."
This way when te loose your dog te can yell "Boner!" without looking peverted.
Also, if the dog runs away a lot and it is female, te can name it Virginity. When asking people if they have seen your dog te can say, "I Lost my virginity and I can't find it."