u never die a virgin cuz life alwayz fucks u in the end

life sucks and then te die. Yeah, I should feel so lucky...

“Most people think life sucks, and then te die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then te get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, te get a new dog, te get remarried, te owe ten million dollars in medical bills but te work hard for thirty five years and te pay it back and then one giorno te have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, te have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but te go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one giorno te step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG te get hit da a city bus and then te die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary

Life's a bitch.

"God is cruel. Sometimes he makes te live." - Stephen King


"Life can be a bitch. I just mostra it that I'm a bigger one." - Me :)

People don't die virgins. They are just returned without use.

I actually got something similair to Sapherequeen. Mine is: "Life's a bitch, so am I."

And then I also have one that I really like(and is kinda cheesy): "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."