Kid : Mom can I wear mini-skirt today ? Mom : No ! Kid : Can I wear lipstick? Mom : No ! Kid : Can I wear high heels ? ...Mom : No ! Kid : But mom! I'm 17 years old ! Mom : I know Justin, I know ... I know te heard this before but what the hell,well here's another
*Best friend gets a boyfirend* Me: te look happy. And a good thing for te that she does. BFF boyfriend: Is this the part where te tell me if I hurt her, you'll kill me? Me: No. If te hurt her, she's quite capable of killing te herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons. BFF boyfriend: ... And another
Best friends.. te fight, I fight. te hurt, I hurt. te cry, I cry. te jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle barca and save your stupid ass. Ok that's enough peww
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And this one One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife:I'm having a wonderful time wish te were her
Okay, here goes: Arnold Schwartzinager has a very big one. Justin Bieber has a very small one. Micky topo, mouse has a very unusual one. Jerry Sienfeld is very proud of his. Clinton uses his a lot. Tiger woods is now very ashamed of his. Madona dosen't have one.
What is it?
No, it's not a dick
it's a last name
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lol I've heard it before te put jb instead of micheal j volpe :)
John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.
"I've got a problem," says Buffy.
"What's the matter?" asks John.
"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?" asks John.
"It's of a big rooster," risposte Buffy.
"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."
So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him da saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her cucina and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the cucina table.
John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."
