Well, do te blame me?

What if one day, te were walking down the street, ad u saw a 100 dollar bill just laying there. So te bent over to pick it up, but when te bent over your pants ripped, but te didnt care. Then te were about to grab the money, but it flew away. So, te chased it and chased it. Finally te caught up to it, but it turns out the money was hooked up to a fishing line. And the person holding the fishing pole was SANTA CLAUSE! te looked at him with a confused expression, and he said,"Are u trying to take my money?! Why? What dd I do to you?!" Youre still confused. Then a little boy comes up and sticks a lollipop to your pants where they were ripped. te turned around, pulled it off your pants,then turned back around and santa was gone. So, u stand there with ripped pants and a lollipop in your hand confused. Then out of nowhere someone throws a anguria at u. What would u do?!?!



(I'm a twisted peron xD)
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Is this a dream?
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TDIFan960 said:
Hmmmm, Walk home then go to my mom and say

"They did it again"
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lol xD
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alismouha said:
I didn't bother to read all of that,but this is one really cute kitten.
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 I didn't bother to read all of that,but this is one really cute kitten.
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Whatever -.-
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RobinFan360 said:
te are amazingingly good at writting random stuff.you should write a book one day! i for one would LUV to read it!

btw i wud eat thewatermelon and lolipop and say thx
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really? :D
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rapunzeleah123 said:
I'd first wonder where I gained the weight that would make my pants rip. I weigh 80 lbs at 13 years old.
Then I'd wonder what Santa was doing in my town, at the end of May, fishing. We have no places to pesce in my town.
After that, I'd shove the lollipop back in the little kid's mouth and tell him, "Yeah, THAT'S what it tastes like."
Then, I'd catch the watermelon, cut it in half with the coltello in my pocket, and say with a bemused expression as I crunch down the fruity treat...
"All in a day's work."
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lol xD Amore it
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:)
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BellaCullen96 said:
Eat the lollipop and live in the anguria for the rest of your life.
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my life? i was asking, what would U do?
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MrOrange16 said:
I would wake up.
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wake up? xD
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141516 said:
think im in a dream
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lol xD
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energizerbunny said:
Cry & tell my mommy!
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Wow
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xXSweeneyXx said:
tl;dr
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???
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i know now. Whatever guys -.-
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adultswimperson said:
1.I would pick up the 100 dollar bill first.

2.I'd tell the fat old jolly man to go back to the north pole and eat his vegetables.

3.I would tell the little boy to go ghiandaia, jay walk in the strada, via and see if he gets hit da a car.

4.I'd walk home and make it seem like nothing happened.
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Wow
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@HUsoldier, Just to let te know, I'm not trying to be mean. I was doing it for the humor.
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@BlindBandit92, I know right? It's hilarious.:)
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CB4evaGiggles said:
I would wake up and start laughing. :D
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lol xD
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JudyNails said:
I would say,"what drugs was i on?...."
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lol xD
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dustfinger said:
Go home cause obviously i'm not having a good day
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true, best xD
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AaaaaGirlygirl said:
Oh, please this is fucking EASY! I would simply yell out "KNOW WHAT WORLD?! I VACUUM LIZARDS!! YEA MY BLANKETS FROM spazio ARE NOT SMELLY!!" Then go home and enjoy a nice piece of pie.
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ok?
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