It's a very difficult process that starts in the wonderful land of Oz.
First te must find the Wizard and ask him for poptarts. Once te get the poptarts te tap your heels together three times saying "I wanna answer the question, I wanna answer the question" and soon te will find yourself in a world full of Nyan cats. te must find the cat without a poptart and give it to him, and he will be thankful, and will allow te to ride him to the relm of Answered Questions. Once te get there te must defeat the giant fuoco breathing dragon. Then te will be able to answer a question.