Make a sentence:

Here te go:

Color of camicia your wearing:
Purple: I raped
Red: I spanked
Yellow: I touched
Green: I drank tè with
Orange: I had sex with
Blue: I gave a blowjob to
Grey/Black: I handcuffed

Person your with:
Harry Styles
Niall Horan
Liam Payne
Zayn Malik
Louis Tomlinson
Keith Harkin (for XxKeithHarkinxX)
(Or any other celeb of your choosing)

Your birth month:
January: on the beach
February: in a closet
March: on a bed
April: in the Playboy mansion
May: on a counter
June: in Walmart
July: in Mexico
August: in Starbucks
September: in a cheesecake factory
October: on superiore, in alto of spaghetti
November: in a tree
December: on the roof of a pineapple

What giorno te where born on:
1: Because I wanted to touch his hair
2: Because I wore a catfish on my head
3: Because I was dropped on my head as an infant
4: Because of the possum infestation
5: BLAME IT ON MY A.D.D BABY!
6:Because I got sprayed with pesticides
7: Because of the naked talpa rats
8: Because of spiderman
9: Because where is fancy bread, in the cuore o in the head?
10: Because I got Chili in my eye
11: Because I had too much coffee that morning
12: Because of Miley`s downfall.
13: Because my leader told me to
14: Because we where out of toilet paper
15: Because of the draft
16: Because I was getting cold
17: Because of the minty freshness
18: Because of the zombie apocalypse
19: Because my sister threw a rock at my head
20: Because I had an abusive childhood
21: Because there was too many pretty colors
22: Because I took a bit of an overdose
23: Because of the tools in the chandelier
24: Because my skirts hemline was too above average
25: Because my pesce was suicidal
26: Because my dog threatened me
27: Because we forgot to use a condom
28: There wasn't a loaf of coffee tostapane ovens
29: Because I Lost my job as a hooker
30: Because I drank a packet of gum
31: Because we where out of waffles

Have fun!