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I am here to insult te te maggot. te are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. te were not born. te were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. te didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected da an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned te at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
I give te another long flame. te are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with più sense than te have. te are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, te top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. te are Satan's spawn. te are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. te are the entropy which will claim us all. te are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. te make Ebola look good.
Finally the moment we have all been waiting for the flame of the day. It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid te are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that te have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer giorno on Mercury stupid. te emit più stupid in one minuto than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature.

te freak of nature, go kill ur self.

Go step on a lego.

To compare te to a virus would be an insult to the virus.

Were te born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen?

I heard they're selling lives at the store, te should go get one.

Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction.

Okay. This is like a license to kill, sort of thing, right?

In all of the world, I have never seen someone with such crooked teeth as yours. If te want to fix them, well, here's a shovel... go ahead, don't be afraid.

If ugly became a fashion statement, you'd be the best fashion statement ever!

*sigh* that's it... I'm not very skilled at insulting others.

te filthy Mudblood! te starvelling, te eel-skin, te dried neat’s-tongue, te bull’s-pizzle, te stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, te sheath, te bow-case, te vile standing tuck! That tronco of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with budino in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lista doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you. The Village just called. They detto they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours. If te ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would te say when te got there? Wow, te looked a lot hotter from a distance! te must be the arithmetic man -- te add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. te occasionally stumble over the truth, but te quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened.