Weird Pickup Lines

Do te think I could borrow that dress sometime?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom detto I couldn't go da myself.

te are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed da te until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed te noticing me and I just wanted to give te notice that I noticed te too.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with te every step of the way.

Know what would look good on you? Me.

te look much più attractive in person than te do through my telescope.

Do te like heavy metal? Because I can teach te how to scream.

Girl, te gotta be tired coz te been runnin through my mind all day.

ciao can i have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone out of you.

You, me, sex, now.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own

If I follow te home, who te keep me?

Some I remember Leggere on an old thing in high school.

"I wish I could sew myself to you."

"How much money do te want for your old toothbrush?"

"I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I Amore you."

"You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way."

"My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known."

"I want to live in a nest of your hair."

te look like somebody I know. My successivo significant other.

I made sure to buy clothes in all the same colori as your clothes and I have been very closely observing your color-wearing habits so now we can look alike every single day

I want to swim in those blue eyes.

I would totally volunteer to be your camicia all giorno in order to feel your abs...

te look so good that I've compiled a whole foto album of te just sitting in front of me in class

And this is one I didn't just make up but I Amore it anyway: "Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because te are the 1".

I got a foto album of every step te take.

Your nails (claws) sure are yellow. Can te Amore me til it hurts? (Yellow Claw song related pun)

I wanna taste your red lips to see if they lie. (Skrillex song related pun)

It's the first of the year, so I wanna be the first one te fuck this anno (another Skrillex song related pun)

That's all I could think of there...