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BellaCullen96 said:
hahaha, i Amore ppp. Harry: Oh my God, look what I found! Ron: Is that a book? Hermione: I know a thing o two about books, and that's a book! Harry: It's not just any book guys. Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel? (Cut to Ron shown facing the corner) Harry: Anyway, I just happened to find this book in Snape's bedroom in a locked tronco under his bed. It's his diary! Ron: Wow! Shall we read it? Harry: I've got a better idea. Let's read it! Snape: Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice. When I brought them home, one devoured the other, then died of loneliness. Ron: Mmmm, I like prunes! Dumbledore: Did somebody say prunes? Ron: I detto prunes! How did he know? Dumbledore: What are te monkeys up to? Studying for class? Harry: No, we're invading Professor Snape's privacy da Leggere his personal diary which we ha rubato, stola from his room! Dumbledore: Ah, but te don't have any prunes, do you? Harry: I'm afraid not. Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in te Harry. Snape: I Lost a button on my mantello today. Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire falculty. Oh, cruel attention. Button oh, button oh; Where have thou fled; Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll of my bosom and cease to exist? How I wish I can follow thee into the mist. . . . Snape: Today while in the bathtub ▬ Trio: Ewwww! Snape: ▬ I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I was riding a Thestral through a thunderstorm. Every thunderclap dissolved into . . . their voices. Bother . . . bother . . . Suddenly, it became music. I was at the Yule Ball with Lily Evans. I asked her to dance. She asked me to die. Would that I could, Lily, would that I could. . . . Harry: My mom was awesome! Ron: I . . . am . . . S . . . Hermione: Okay, Ron, that was a good try. Snape: Eh, somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room. . . . Wait a minute, that book ▬ What are te doing! Harry: Snape, Ron ha rubato, stola your diary! Snape: WHAT!? te didn't read it, did you? Harry: Oh, he read it all right. He read it ALL. Snape: This is unacceptable! Ron: I like the story about the button, Snape. Snape: te ▬ te did? Ron: It made me sad thinking about that little button, Lost and alone. . . . I hope te find te find your button, Snape. Snape: So do I, arancia, arancio one, so do I. . . . Ron: I like buttons!
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