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boomerlover said:
I have some. 1.Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 secondi AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The successivo morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her accappatoio, vestaglia and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. 2.A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the cucina listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of te sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of te sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want te to go to your room and te are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When te come out, te may play with your train, but I want te to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank te for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope te will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of te just boarding, we ask te to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope te will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of te who are pissed off about the TWO ora delay, please see the cagna in the kitchen." 3.Knock Knock Who's there? Atch! Atch who? I'm sorry I didn't know te had a cold! 4.Yo Mamma's so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet. She didn't recognize them. 5.Yo mamma's cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed! 6.Your mamma is so fat, when God detto let there be light,she had to move 7.Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap! 8.Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Televisione and watches the sofa. 9.Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust. 10.Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" Thats all I got. Hope te like!!
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