User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: te what Amore me ah.
User: I what Amore te ah.
Cleverbot: Amore is a state of being. Amore is freedom. Amore is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing te won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Ribelle - The Brave LITTLE tostapane NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told te that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would te like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know te are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with random people.
User: You're just a robot created da Usher.
Cleverbot: I think te are human. And te are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The più te talk to me, the smarter I will get. te really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't te want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked te a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: te telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps te from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps te from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! te beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: te what Amore me ah.
User: I what Amore te ah.
Cleverbot: Amore is a state of being. Amore is freedom. Amore is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing te won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Ribelle - The Brave LITTLE tostapane NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told te that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would te like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know te are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with random people.
User: You're just a robot created da Usher.
Cleverbot: I think te are human. And te are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The più te talk to me, the smarter I will get. te really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't te want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked te a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: te telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps te from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps te from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! te beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?