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1. sposta the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. sposta all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal spazio so te have to sposta into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge with F's.

9. Lick jolly ranchers and stick them on windows. (When te try to get them off they break xD)

10. Play SPK: Spit popcorn Kernels. All I can say is aim for people's heads. >=D

11. Decorate the house with streamers to celebrate your imaginary friend o someone everyone hates like Hitler's birthday, even if its not today.

12. Video tape yourself dancing on the roof. (Side note: Don't sue me if te hurt yourself)

13. Have a dance party. The required attire? Underwear, and nothing else.

14. Make a fake myspace o Facebook and add/friend 357887948594 random people.

15. Set up a pyramid of your mom's preferito vases and use your dad's signed baseball o something to go bowling (:

16. Watch the home shopping network and call in. Pretend to be an old lady.

17. Call their cell, say MOO, and then hang up.

18. Video tape yourself jumping off the roof and trying to fly while wearing fake wings.

19. Every time they call to check on you, o just if any one calls in general, scream "LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then hang up.

20. Change the answering machine message to something weird like "You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. te feel very sleepy now. te are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When te hear the tone te will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message."

21. Bark at and chase the mail man.

22. Superglue your finger to your nose.

23. Make popcorn without a lid.

24. Run with scissors.

25. Talk to strangers

26. Play ball in the house.

27. Order loads of packages, then don't sign for them, leaving your parents with the world's most heinous collection of 'pick this box up at the depo' slips imaginable!

28. Put on your parents clothes with Friends and have a not so fashionable fashion show.

29. Fill your house with as many Gatti as possible.

30. Beat all the Mario games while naked. (Side note: Oddly satisfying)

31. Set up elaborate booby traps for would-be burglars.

32. Sell the house and relocate to the North Pole, leaving a note saying te were off to complain that Santa never gives te what te want.

33. Change the locks.

34. Change the backgrounds on their computers to a rubber ducky o something disturbing.

35. Have sex on your parents bed.

36. Spray paint the cat purple.

37. Clean the house! It will be FUNNN! xD

38. Paint your dad's car pink.

39. Mess with the settings on your T.V. so that the colori are way off.

40. Throw a party.

41. Have sex in a church yard. (Don't blame me if you're arrested o fined for this, o sent to Hell o something xP)

42. Go to Walmart with Friends while drunk. See how long it takes te to get kicked out.

43. Put fake spiderwebs in the bushes.

44. Torture children at the park.

45. Decorate your strada, via in chalk drawings of cartoon porn xD
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This is just a collection of Citazioni which I Amore to live by. Hope te enjoy them! =)

"In my mind, I am free." - Stephen Hawking

"This is one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong (on the Moon)

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

“Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are più comfortable seeing two men holding pistole than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

"Two roads diverge in a yellow wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and...
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" Every human thinks different things are right and different things are wrong. Whether something is normal o not, it is still different for every person. Happiness is the same way -- everyone has their own definition of it. " ----Yuko Ichihara

"Believe none of what te hear and only half of what te see" ------ my grandfather

"No ghosts exist. te can see them, hear them, and touch them. But they do not exist. Which is why science dissmises them. But to claim they are a fabrication and do not exist because science ignores them is a mistake. Because ghosts are real." ----Natsuhiko Kyogoku

"If...
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Amore is out.
I look at my baseballbat then i look at you.I put on my hat te sit down i know te Amore me but instead te walk away.I can't win this game cause te are gone any way.

I swing the bat and i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
Amore is out

te don't watch that home run your just out of here I'm makin te happy te and everyone.I'm sorry for te wantin to go and i get a strike so...

I swing the bat i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
Amore is out

I seem to Amore te and te don't give a darn we're close in Amore like a cat to yarn. so I don't know why I try

I swing my bat i miss so it's
I swing my bat so o o o
it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
Amore is out
yeah Amore is out
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Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “EMIlY!”
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have te ever noticed good news...
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