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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, o to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get te in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly da giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the successivo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - te may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin berretto, tappo and feed him grapes when te use this one.

6. Cowboy - this is especially endearing for the male who is quite the opposite, such as a computer nerd.

7. Cuddly orso - get yourself a Build a orso and save your boyfriend the embarrassment.

8. Handsome - is another classic cute boyfriend nickname that most guys still appreciate. If however, your boyfriend is a pimply-faced dweeb he may think you're making fun if te use this name. (i call mine this)

9. Honey orso - might as well call him Winnie the Pooh and put a jar on his nose.

10. Honey Bunny - yes, this is a bunny dipped in honey and one of the più sugary and emasculating names.

11. Hot Stuff - this is one te can actually call him in front of his friends.

12. pezzo, hunk - this one is a bit Old School as in the David Hasselhoff and Pam Anderson days.

13. Master Woody - most of the time, he'll take this as a compliment and an invitation for intimacy, so use it wisely.

14. Mr. Puffy Poopins - yes, he'll Amore te for this one especially when te say it around all of his family.

15. Romeo - serious o sarcastic, it's all in the tone of the voice. ( i call mine this)

16. Snuggly Doodle - te may be able to get away with this one on Valentine's giorno o your birthday, but don't push it on days like Independence giorno o Super Bowl Sunday.

17. Sweetie Pie - a standard cute nickname for boyfriends since time began, this one won't get much of a protest even from the macho types.

18. Stud focaccina, muffin - the prime has passed on this one but it still may get te a chuckle.

19. Tiger - classic cute nickname for a boyfriend so use this one as much as te want.

20. Woody Woody Poo Poo - te may as well just put a diaper on his bottom and a binkie in his mouth. It's all over if te call him this.
    

So, there ends the superiore, in alto 20 lista of cute nicknames for boyfriends. Sure, there are a few that I've chosen not the put on the list, particularly those featuring body parts and biological processes. But, at least this lista will act as a guide and give girlfriends some do's and don'ts in regard to when to use and when not to use certain names.

The main rule of thumb when it comes to using cute nicknames for boyfriends, is when it doubt, say it in private. Trying out new names in public for all to hear, may just a cause embarrassment and a fight followed da a few choice not so cute nicknames hurled your way. And, that won't be cool, now will it?
posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and te want to confuse them. No laughing o anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Friends do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do te want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is te who is calling me. Ok, so what did te need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. te called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! te are the one who called me! Now i ask one più time who are te and why did te call my at this...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and te have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation da saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall o any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way te laugh as te wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt o Uncle. If te dare, hug them.
5. While passing a random stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone te love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as te open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minuti o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard successivo time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. successivo concerto te go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If te don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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A veloce, swift lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If te want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive o they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE te LATER!

So night one, here we go,...
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