▶ "How Tough Am I? How Tough AM I? I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden; and I only cried for 20 Minutes!"
▶ "Making bambini Cry! I Do It All The Time! It's So Much Damn Fun; To Make Them bambini Cry~"
▶ "Slam-A-Cow!"
▶ "I'm Patrick Star. I Drowned In An Underwater Beach. F**k Logics."
▶ "If Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. Glitter In The Sun... Is My Glitter Glue A Vampire?"
▶ "Please Don't Interrupt Me While I Am Ignoring You."
▶ "I Like You. te Remind Me Of When I Was Young & Stupid."
▶ "Smile. It Scares People"
▶ "My Mom Said, "Where Is My Panty Hoes?" and I said, "Don't te Mean, 'Where My Hoes At'?" My Mom Stared At Me & Said, "Alright Where My Hoes At?" Funniest Moment Ever."
▶ "I Didn't Trip. I Was Testing Gravity. It Works."
▶ "Making bambini Cry! I Do It All The Time! It's So Much Damn Fun; To Make Them bambini Cry~"
▶ "Slam-A-Cow!"
▶ "I'm Patrick Star. I Drowned In An Underwater Beach. F**k Logics."
▶ "If Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. Glitter In The Sun... Is My Glitter Glue A Vampire?"
▶ "Please Don't Interrupt Me While I Am Ignoring You."
▶ "I Like You. te Remind Me Of When I Was Young & Stupid."
▶ "Smile. It Scares People"
▶ "My Mom Said, "Where Is My Panty Hoes?" and I said, "Don't te Mean, 'Where My Hoes At'?" My Mom Stared At Me & Said, "Alright Where My Hoes At?" Funniest Moment Ever."
▶ "I Didn't Trip. I Was Testing Gravity. It Works."
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car inoltrare, avanti saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If te are hung like a horse, te don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make te laugh so hard
3.It can make te cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes te wish te lived in the Naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes te think about it all the time
15.It teaches te Naruto history
2.It can make te laugh so hard
3.It can make te cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes te wish te lived in the Naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes te think about it all the time
15.It teaches te Naruto history