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yea mmhm i know these have been postato alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality o sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope te like!!! This was written da me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time Leggere my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help te feel better. And who knows, over time te might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an autore :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If te Amore to read :
Yea so if te Amore to read, like try and find a good novel o such under a certain topic te love. I personally Amore a good fantasy Mystery.

If te Amore sports:
Go buy yourself something to your taste in sports and go have fun! Just go outside and play! Have fun, also try a variety of sports.

If te prefer computer games:
I suggest World Of Warcraft game. It is really fun, at only $15 a mese te can play the game ( costs included of buying game to download as long with the 3 expansions, should cost bout $80 at $20 each. )

If none of these suite te :
Eat. Eating really does help alot. Yeah,yeah people say that if te eat alot te can get ' fat' well just eat. It helps alot.

How to cure depression :

Ok guys. When curing depression, cutting is not an answer!!! Instead, follow these steps for preparation :

- stop

- close your eyes

- take a deep breath

- relax

- count to 10

now that calmed te down lets get to the real business, normally depression is caused because of a bad memory o anger.
Now te need to let this out, there are many options for taking out anger. :

- te can rant about it to me in Messaging ( i will give consigli and help. :] )

- te can throw a cagna fit

- te can just let all your emotions out.

Now after choosing one of the steps above, te should be better.

How to deal with insanity :

Well, if te are insane. I just recommend to stop trying to hide it and let it out. Be yourself for once, i do not know much on this but i can tell te this : Everything is best resolved when te are yourself.


Now i am done with this article. Thank te all for reading! ~~~~<3~~~~ To all my readers : I Amore te all ( non home u kno as a friend )
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf o date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the successivo time.....thank u all for Leggere this..and plz commento ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think o relate to these, in some way o another:

-When te forget someone's name te wait for someone else to say it so te don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't cancella my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and te are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are te kidding me?' even though te know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when te grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when te cheat,we hate te and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like te understand PMS,because te dont.So stop recitazione like it.

4.when te stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and te get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So te may as well stfu.

5.when te flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if te arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like te dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your Friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask domande so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s domande in slow motion 2)Answer domande only with one word
3)Scream random words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” o “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer domande in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal da conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what te think."

7. Claim that te must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway te never take, o teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see te crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person o kindly...
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Like the titolo says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My Friends detto that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to Anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley te remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex te remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did te get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have te know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few secondi later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating te this way and te know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo o yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with te at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak te soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different strada, via in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made te feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of home that it always gave me. I also made new Friends immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a banana strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista te have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the banana peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostra themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if te are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the tavolo with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the latte carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check o charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Televisione set in her purse.
"So, do te always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did te get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dato your share !

HE: Will te come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make te very happy
SHE: Why? Are te leaving?

HE: What would te say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If Amore is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should te believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Cani Amore to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at te if te blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a albero falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagono were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a casseruola

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole anatra

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the successivo car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The più it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying te should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the commenti which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz te hate America."

3. When te go to the princible's office, and when he asks why te were sent, say, "I wrote that te sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited da mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah dessert and traveled da Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an mela, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pane which is pane made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
te came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one giorno embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I Amore the special bond that we beutifully share,
I Amore the way te mostra u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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