1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do te have to buy her friends?"
3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)
4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)
5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)
6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)
7. "I think the worst time to have a cuore attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake cuore attack." (Demetri Martin)
8. "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order." (Brian Pickrell)
9. "Me and te is friends. te smile... I smile. te hurt... I hurt. te cry... I cry. te jump off bridge... I gonna miss your emails."
10. "'No comment' is a comment."
11. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Televisione da candlelight. (George Gobal)
12. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
13. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell te why it isn't.
14. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
15. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
16. I Amore deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
17. Last night, I lay in letto looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
18. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
19. Anyone who says "Easy as taking caramelle from a baby" has never tried it.
20. This isn't a classroom. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
21. On average, people fear spiders più than they do death.
2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do te have to buy her friends?"
3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)
4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)
5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)
6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)
7. "I think the worst time to have a cuore attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake cuore attack." (Demetri Martin)
8. "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order." (Brian Pickrell)
9. "Me and te is friends. te smile... I smile. te hurt... I hurt. te cry... I cry. te jump off bridge... I gonna miss your emails."
10. "'No comment' is a comment."
11. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Televisione da candlelight. (George Gobal)
12. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
13. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell te why it isn't.
14. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
15. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
16. I Amore deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
17. Last night, I lay in letto looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
18. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
19. Anyone who says "Easy as taking caramelle from a baby" has never tried it.
20. This isn't a classroom. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
21. On average, people fear spiders più than they do death.
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see te again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I detto YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do te mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the mostra today! BYE! I HOPE te ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post aggiornamenti if te want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post aggiornamenti if te want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the superiore, in alto of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy orso and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. te hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as te can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say te were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive te cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If te are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If te are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy orso and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. te hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as te can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say te were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive te cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If te are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If te are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz o dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the successivo week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told te I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell te again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can te tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the successivo week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told te I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell te again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can te tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because te Amore someone else doesn't mean te have to break one più heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how te look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, te can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if te dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who te want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when te can enjoy being who te are.
-Alana
if te let yourself down, te let everyone behind te down.
-Alana
your first Amore will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because te Amore someone else doesn't mean te have to break one più heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how te look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, te can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if te dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who te want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when te can enjoy being who te are.
-Alana
if te let yourself down, te let everyone behind te down.
-Alana
your first Amore will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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