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By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am Canto my preferito song, 21 pistole da Green giorno whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down screaming, “He love’s me!” but she sits there calmly and grins whenever Tori walks up to her and grabs the phone out of her hands. “Jeez Louise!” She says and throws the phone at Beth. I look up from the grill and over to Beth. She’s standing up now and looking in her phones mirror, her back is facing me, and she’s close enough that I can see the phone and her face, smudged up against the phone. “Beth, what’s going on?” Minnie looks up from her tablet. “I just got a text.” Minnie opens her eyes wide, like it’s the end of the world. “And I care…why?” She looks back down at the tablet and opens the 64 pack of crayons, and points her hand straight for the silky green. “Because, I NOW have someone to cuddle with while te guys are off doing your stuff.” Beth sniffs. Minnie looks over to where Sam is frying fries. “Well, good for you…I guess.” I look up at her and roll my eyes. “Aww, man!” I groan. “Did te say he was coming over today?” She nodded, her shoulder length hair, bouncing up and down. “You mean I have to put ANOTHER burger on!” She grinned at me and I said, “Well I bet te just love watching me suffffffffffffffffffffer!” I screamed. She looked at me like I was messed up then turned away. I gritted my teeth and put another one on the grill. I flipped it up and down and gave Beth’s ‘special love’. I mean, man if she tastes spit in it, I have NO clue what happened!
    Not long after I flipped the mystery boy’s burger I saw a car pull into the driveway. I looked over to where Tyler was sitting, his eyes puffy, and said, “Psst, Tyler!!” He looked up and then heard the rumbling of the stones underneath the wheels. “Oh…” He didn’t size it up very big, because he looked back down at his hands. I sighed and then grabbed the spatola and smacked it against my grembiule that detto ‘Kiss the Cook!’. Tori looked up from tossing the salad, Chelsea walked out with a pan of Mac and Cheese. “Where’s Beth?” I asked. “I think she went inside to pee.” I gagged and looked over at the speaker (Tori). “Well thank you, miss little Tori for giving me nightmares.” She giggled and said, “No problem, if te want more. I have TONS of other things to think about!” Just then, Beth walked down with her oversized Nike felpa on, and with her iPod Nano. “Bethy!” I detto and took two cheeseburgers off the grill. “Your BOYTOY is here!” I said. She looked over at the car, who had just parked. She squealed like a guinea pig and jumped two steps down to where the brick path was laid. The guy got out of the car. He had pitch black hair, and gray eyes. He was wearing a ‘Hey Monday’ camicia that detto “LIVE IN CONCERT!” He was also wearing plaid shorts that were blue and white.
    “David!” Beth said. She walked up to him and awkwardly hugged him. He hugged her back, equally awkward and then backed up. “Um. Hi, Beth.” He detto and looked around. He looked embarrassed, especially when I turned to see Naomi gawking at them. “Well, David.” She pointed to me and to Chelsea. “That’s Chelsea and James, they’re a couple.” Then she looked over to Tori and pointed at her, and then found, Laken. “Tori and Laken.” “Ella and Zack.” She found Minnie, who was still drawing, then found Sam who was tracing a dragon on his paper. “Minnie, who’s drawing and Sam, who’s tracing.” “Tyler.” She pauses and leans in to whisper something to him. He nods and waves to Tyler. “And, his girlfriend, Naomi.”
    
    An ora after David got here, I looked over my shoulder, to see Tori and Laken practically ripping each others’ shirts off. I gagged and said, “Tori, Laken! We have a guest!!” I said. Tori looked up, without taking her lips off of Laken. She groaned and rolled her eyes, then closed them. I sighed then put the last burger on the plate. Whenever I dished them out, I put cheese on mine then added ketchup. I got the Mac and Cheese then sat down. That’s whenever I heard this…

“EW! This tastes like SPIT!” Beth screamed. I giggled and looked down at my hands.

I Amore te brain for these WONDERFUL ideas!!:}

{Thought te would enjoy another chapter. Sorry about it being late, and James, being fruity!:] He really is fruity in real life!! I hope te enjoyed.}

Want chapters faster? Give me ideas! Also, commenti get me motivated! SO LET’S GO!!

Also, when this is finished, I have another story called “Waiting for the End”. I have it typed on my iPod, but I CAN post it now if te want?

^Comment if u are interested in that!!

--MoOlAh
    
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do te hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be home for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and fuoco hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: te better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell te why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired da their family and Friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented da the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The secondo is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The concerto Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 ora Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Canto I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're sede, sedile Ooh K Then drake Sad te Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The fan fan Was Canto Along Giving Him fiori Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Leggere And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's giorno together. Emily had cooked a stupid cena and they ate on a log da candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that te have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask domande to a magic 8 ball and take the risposte seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when te find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when te see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
raindrops on rose and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp mela, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are te on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. da the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty strada, via the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicorni and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicorni are real???! Who detto they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Cibo at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid domande (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a giorno when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who te think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book da its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders o u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Amore to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. te don't say "I do not like" te have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the Film that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their Film look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If te haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know te shouldn't judge a movie da it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up da the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give te a secondo chance rather than jail time. I want te to go out this weekend and try to mostra others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see te back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge detto to the first one,

"How did te do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did te tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break te down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to te that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commenti about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why te like what te do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do te do it? Do te have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever te do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 più seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and biscotti, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, biscotti, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are te fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh te must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: te don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: te can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banana even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banana is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but te can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a più stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are club song)

banana banana pecora, pecore are there Friends
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one giorno that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny detto hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first data ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him home AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO home AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE detto WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE detto COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton caramelle road like 45 like secondi fa and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like te like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went home and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like giorno in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't te wanna mix cotton caramelle and popscicles!