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I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the lista would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. baciare her slowly.

Are te remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Friends together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves te more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her Friends say i Amore her più than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are te thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I Amore te whenever te see her.
17. baciare her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way te feel about her.

One last thing te need to do to mostra her te actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything – only if te mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls te know!!!!*

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT te TO TICKLE US

26-don’t lie to HER.*
27-DON’T cheat on her.*
28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
29-txt messege o call her in the morning and tell her have a good giorno at work {or school}, and how much te MISS her.
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.*

ARE te STILL Leggere THIS? te BETTER BECAUSE, IT’S IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold te too.
32. When te are ALONE hold her close and baciare her.*
33. baciare her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that te want to baciare her).*
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and baciare her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly o act like you’re mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN te ARE WITH HER NEXT

36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.*
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her te Amore her.*
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while te whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking successivo to each other grab her HAND.*
40. When te hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible*

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call o text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS*
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.*
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much te Amore her.*
45.sit on superiore, in alto of her and tell her how much u Amore her and then bend down to her face and baciare her while sitting on her.
posted by haliethefangirl
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did te hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from te cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for più

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go Google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little batterista Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything te may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope te like it, I've postato it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy o quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, te may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, o too serious, as detto before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting immagini captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated da the smoke o get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, te rant so much about how te have a hard time making choices. Whether te should work on your assignment o go out with your friends. Whether te should data this guy o that guy. Whether te should break up with your boyfriend o not. Whether te should wear the rosa camicetta o the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely Amore my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place te can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do te think te are messing with? Don't te know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by Tamar20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their commenti and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If te don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to te o start swearing o being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down o until they talk to te nicely. Some people can be dato secondo chances to realize that te aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate te for. But some people just won’t like te in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making te upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way te are, o they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, o don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying te for "no reason", it's because they like you, o is jealous of you, o it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give te a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if te can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your giorno been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written da a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever te do, don't just mostra up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and te will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to baciare in...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character o the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised da the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one pesce heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them te are raising money to buy Cibo for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that te want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines giorno gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them te grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it successivo to your ear and say that he talks to te and says he need a new home and thats why te buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like o Amore and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn più fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn più fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medaglie ...u have to add più pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have più medaglie .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get più fans.....and frnds too.

when i have più ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this articolo will be useful have a gr8 giorno everybody and type ur commento plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that te are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this lista ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs te know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that te are a muggle born even if te did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope te liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a domanda on this spot that asked "If te saw Justin Bieber standing on the superiore, in alto of a building getting ready to jump, would te cry o scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on superiore, in alto of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do te people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone te know o care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created da augustemily1997

Created da augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did te know that every night before te go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to baciare you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If te repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with te will approach te within one mese and ask te out o grab te and baciare you. but if te break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did te here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do te do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the strada, via when the sign detto "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when te ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the successivo stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the successivo stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is da far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic domande being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some risposte that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can te send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi spiaggia on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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