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*All the kids were outside*
Taylor:This is so cool!Our own secret hide out!
Lizzy:I KNOW RIGHT!!SO cool!
Taylor:Yup!Hey we should make a secret handshake!
Lizzy:First I gotta see if your ready!Time for the test!I WENT DOWNTOWN TO SEE CHARLIE BROWN,HE GAVE ME A NICKEL SO I BOUGHT HIM A PICKLE,THE salamoia, pickle WAS aspro, acida SO I BOUGHT HIM A FLOWER,THE fiore WAS DEAD SO THIS IS WHAT I SAID:DOWN DOWN BABY RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER
Taylor:Seriously?
Lizzy:YES!
Taylor:*Whisper whisper whisper*
Lizzy:GREAT IDEA!!!COME ON!
Taylor:Mrs.Amy!Can me and Lizzy Bunk together!?
Amy:I don't know
Taylor:*Slips 5 bucks*What about now?
Amy:*sarcasm*Sure!
Taylor:YES!!!COME ON LIZZY!
Lizzy:OKAY!!
Lizzy packed her bag and moved it to Taylor's bunk
Taylor's POV:
That night te would imagine I slept well but I didn't.My dream:
Dad got in the house,duck taped her mouth,hid her in the basement,and stabbed her.
I woke up immediately
Taylor:AH!!
Lizzy:TAYLOR!Whats wrong!
Taylor:Nothing,*pants*Nothing
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It's quite simple. te spell out your name, only using song titles. It gives te an interesting playlist! te don't have to use different artists. It can be the same artist o similar artists.

A creative way to do this is find some new artists and spell out your name with some of their songs. It's a good way to listen to different people and one awesome CD and/or playlist.

Example: My name is Kaitlyn

K - Kidnap The Sandy Claws da Danny Elfman

A - Angel of Musica da Andrew Lloyd Webber

I - Inside My World da Ramin Karimloo

T - Try To Believe da Oingo Boingo

L - Little Razorblade da The rosa Spiders

Y - Yes! I'm French da Frenchy and the Punk

N - Nerd Alert! da The Aquabats!
posted by unohana
"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When te a follower te are trying to be like someone. If te are trying to be like someone than te are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If te follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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Sometimes all it takes is a small gesture to totally change someone’s day. When te sense that someone cares for te o is putting your concerns ahead of their own te often have your outlook totally transformed to something più positive and warm. Here are some small ways to make someone’s day.

1. Smile
2. Open doors
3. Offer a sede, sedile at your tavolo in a busy cafe
4. Make eye contact
5. Shout a workmate a coffee for no reason
6. Start a conversation with someone who looks lonely
7. Listen
8. Share a tip that has helped te out in your life recently
9. Give money to beggars without conditions attached...
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posted by kitkat709477
If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase da 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual costume da bagno issue...
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posted by CullenProperty
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal; The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair & now... the wax.

Read on...

My night began as any other normal weeknight; Came home, fixed dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the successivo few hours; 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet...' So, I head to the site of my demise; The Bathroom.

It was one of those 'Cold Wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, te just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm & te peel them...
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posted by simlover4
1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain

do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and te don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't pubblica but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
posted by Shelly_McShelly
just to let te know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny


1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry

3. te had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope te feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.

6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset te must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me

7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't te regret
installing Windows 95?

8. te totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
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They are so cool
video
celebrity
interview
fun
asmr
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1. Write a new articolo on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the biblioteca
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to Musica and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend o two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch Friends The TV Series
14. Go on Google and cerca weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy random people (this could get te kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size caramelle land
28. Paint snow
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