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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie detto as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at noce Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 minuti later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie whispered so Penny wouldn't hear.Seconds later they saw Penny.
"FBI PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"An officer said.But Penny didn't,she opened the window and climbed out!"Son of a!GO GO GO!BACK DOOR JENNY!
FRONT DOOR STEVE!ME AND SAM GO OUT THE WINDOW GO GO GO!!!!!"Josie said."I WANT THAT SON OF BI*** DEAD NOW!"Josie detto as she and officer Sam ran down the strada, via trying to find Penny."Go this way!I'll be on the other side!"Sam commanded."Alright!"Josie agreed.
"God!Lord help me!"Penny said.Then she saw a fence and jumped over it."Where to go!!!!????"
Josie got her walkie talkie thing out and said."I think I heard her!Sam go on the right of the fence!We gotta surround her!"38 secondi later:
"STOP!PENNY!YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!"Sam detto as he pulled up his gun."Stop!!!I HAVE A GUN TOO!"Penny announced."Really?No way!what kind?"Sam detto as he motioned Josie."Um let me check..."Penny detto as Sam shot the gun outta her hand and Josie handcuffed her."THAT'S IT PENNY!YOUR GOING TO PRISON!DON'T STRUGGLE!!!"Josie said."GET DOWN te B****!!!"Sam said
posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If te live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some Friends along for company, o just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect te to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Friends get jelious when te hang with other people.


3.more people then te think hate te and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean popolare person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about te behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put te with your Friends because te talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but più then 90% of them are just hanging out with te because your popular.


8.If your a popolare girl and te have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling te a slut.



9.If your a popolare boy and te have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if te had a good friend and then te became popolare they might stop hanging out with te because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my cuore that we shouldn't have to change o selves o stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our cuore is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make te stronger.For example if te want to be a singer be a singer,If te want to be an Artist be an artist.If te want to be different and original than be original because te have to fulfill your dreams.If te stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy o complete and you'll let the hater win da giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, o being a creep, te will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks te can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell te where I fucking live so we can fuck random strangers.

Stranger: te like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: te ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, o copy everything they say.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the lista would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. baciare her slowly.

Are te remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your Friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves te more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out te hate someone. No, not just hate. te FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, te wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then te be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an articolo - How to Say "I Amore you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I Amore you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a lista why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their Cibo (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick culo in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My preferito Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend Amore the mall but what makes it più fun are the following

-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could te please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When te go into a store adress your friend da a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if te go into one of those store that plays the Musica REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but te and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about random things. like terrorists o something

Have fun with Friends at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if te can try the harmomonica o the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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Western films, Film about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, Film about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck detto “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where pistole were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...
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posted by grayza_love07
These are the superiore, in alto 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as te scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] fiori o other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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