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posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and te have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

Freddo23, eternidadxx and 7 others like this

IloveDxC I heard about number 2 in class. Every1 was saying it.

messtisa Love it

Papor908 it's a good story, man.

jediyog The funniest joke you've ever told me. Screen capture is one of the smart things of smart devices and how to screenshot in the fastest and most convenient way.

lauryfriese The perfect game to relax and release daily stress and anger.Candy Crush

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50 most hated tv characters (according to FHM magazine)

posted by HuddyJoy0524

FHM Magazine released a lista a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do te all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people o that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late mostra With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved da The...

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posted by scarlet009

not da me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot o putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast Cibo restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on superiore, in alto of the high board and say te won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because te have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend te can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the superiore, in alto of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken attraversare, croce the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken attraversare, croce the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to attraversare, croce the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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17 ways to annoy people in school

posted by Feathershine

1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service scrivania, reception and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid o a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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My superiore, in alto 10 Biggest Animated Dumba** Damsel's In Distress

posted by KataraLover

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so te don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...

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My 10 WORST Animated Heroines of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

A week fa I made an articolo of my 20 preferito animated heroines so I thought I'd make an articolo for my 10 least preferito animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let te know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a commento on what te think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved Disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...

Guy

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If te do not like talking cavalli that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

The cerchio comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed da the name, WindWakerGuy430

The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy430 fan Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...

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My own little review on Helluva Boss (or least my opinions)

posted by Canada24

So I'll try to make this sound professional, but I'm not a real critic, I use to like pretending I was but.. I'm not..

Now as we all know this mostra has gone a long way, the animazione changed, but what hadn't changed is who my favourite character is.. It's Blitz.

Right from the pilot I always liked Blitzo, Brandon Roger's infectious energy just immediately hooked me, and I never even heard of Brandon Rogers, I looked him up shortly after. I have sort of mixed feelings about the rest of his performances, least at first. He did grow on me, but I still much prefer him as Blitzo.

And I also knew right...

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RICK AND MORTY REVIEW:

posted by Canada24

Probably my favourite character

link

I checked the poll, R & M won. I'm happy about that honestly, cause this is a mostra I've been binge watching lately anyway, so this is easier..

No I have not seen every episode, probably won't at all. Honestly this mostra was getting a little dull. And I kinda just stopped watching after a bit. As they were all reruns anyway, and were never in order. Was just on Adult Swim, which isn't exactly my preferito channel.

Anyway, lets start with some personal backstory..

So orginally I was suppose to review this mostra several years ago, but I only ended up seeing the first 3 o 4 episodes, and I...

Bad Auditions da Bad Actors

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog fan Fiction

Bad Auditions da Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's recitazione Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The...

Drag-On... And On... And On - Drakengard (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of te may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a più popolare game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Giappone as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created da Yoko Taro, who created it to make a più grim RPG with no morally just...

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NikPiks - Ed, Edd n Eddy is an Animated Classic

posted by windwakerguy430

So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite mostra of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!

Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest cartoni animati in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my preferito show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...

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superiore, in alto ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

posted by Canada24

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with Amore interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated da Niko, have dato him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

Mia Kirshner

added by ace2000

My superiore, in alto 20 Most Attractive celebritàs of All Time (UPDATED)

posted by ace2000

Hi everyone!

It's been a super long time since I published an article, and I thought this would be a good time to update the lista I postato about a anno ago.

About the article:

1. I'll just be focusing on faces.

2. I tried my best (the Internet and I both have limitations) to base everything on how people looked before plastic surgery/ makeup. Somebody who looks amazing with all that, but without all that doesn't stand out to me, wouldn't cut the list... and somebody who doesn't look good after all that but used to look amazing would. (The foto here aren't the ones I based my rankings on.)

3....

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