Here is a random game I saw online. Just think of random ways te can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)
1) Take all of the drinks te can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground
2) (my Friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to random people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run
3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"
4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Canto the mission impossible theme song
5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"
6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"
7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met te yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.
8) Climb on superiore, in alto of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to arrest him XD))
9) Have shopping carrello races down the aisles with your Friends (did it, it was fun XD)
10) tell the manager to baciare your a**!
11) During Halloween, take all the rubber rats and mice and place them all over the checkout counters when ppl aren't looking.
12) take the heads off of all the Barbie bambole and hide them all over the store for people to find
13) Climb up to the rafters, hook up some ropes, and you've got yourself a zipline from one end of the store to the other. te can also add a rocket booster for speed.
14) Put condoms on all the bananas and cucumbers
15) Take the barcode sticker thing and label them on different items (now that i think of it...I think I made some people cry..:P)
16) go up to the manager and ask, all innocently, "What's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"
17) Walk up to a random guy and baciare him then slap him and yell at him for not calling te back
18) Go up to someone who works there and say "I hear voices...do te see that person over there?" then point in a random direction where there's no people then yell. "I FORGT MY MEDS!!!"
19) Streak!!!
20) go to the gum in front of a cashier and reach out for it then have your other hand stop it. and say "NO! the voices wont let me!"
21) film a video in there then evidently knock over a bunch of stuff while riding a mini kid bike. (learned this the hard way.)
22) Walk in wearing just a bra and underwear and say. "I left my clothes here"
23) run around the baby clothes section and ask if the clothes will fit your imaginary friend
24) sit in one of he tents (with a bowl of popcorn) and when people walk by, whisper "come into my lair..." and when/if they come in, start throwing the popcorn at them and yell "WHO INVITED te IN HERE?!"
25. Walk into the store and wearing a mental hospital toga, abito and yelling, blame the manager for getting te pregnant. Then pull out a gun and threaten to kill everybody in the store if he doesn't marry you.9don't do it! Strongly not recommended!xD)
26. Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Welcome to Narnia!"
(Don't try this for real life!)
1) Take all of the drinks te can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground
2) (my Friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to random people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run
3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"
4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Canto the mission impossible theme song
5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths out, jump out and yell "Run!"
6) randomly stand in the middle of the store and yell "GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE!!!!!"
7) Climb onto the aisles thingy, where they hold the cold food, and blast the song "I just haven't met te yet" on the speakers, and start dancing.
8) Climb on superiore, in alto of the deli counter and moon everyone who passes ((someone's friend did this when he was drunk, he got arrested for indecent exposure, but it was funny when he mooned the cops who were coming to arrest him XD))
9) Have shopping carrello races down the aisles with your Friends (did it, it was fun XD)
10) tell the manager to baciare your a**!
11) During Halloween, take all the rubber rats and mice and place them all over the checkout counters when ppl aren't looking.
12) take the heads off of all the Barbie bambole and hide them all over the store for people to find
13) Climb up to the rafters, hook up some ropes, and you've got yourself a zipline from one end of the store to the other. te can also add a rocket booster for speed.
14) Put condoms on all the bananas and cucumbers
15) Take the barcode sticker thing and label them on different items (now that i think of it...I think I made some people cry..:P)
16) go up to the manager and ask, all innocently, "What's a slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am?"
17) Walk up to a random guy and baciare him then slap him and yell at him for not calling te back
18) Go up to someone who works there and say "I hear voices...do te see that person over there?" then point in a random direction where there's no people then yell. "I FORGT MY MEDS!!!"
19) Streak!!!
20) go to the gum in front of a cashier and reach out for it then have your other hand stop it. and say "NO! the voices wont let me!"
21) film a video in there then evidently knock over a bunch of stuff while riding a mini kid bike. (learned this the hard way.)
22) Walk in wearing just a bra and underwear and say. "I left my clothes here"
23) run around the baby clothes section and ask if the clothes will fit your imaginary friend
24) sit in one of he tents (with a bowl of popcorn) and when people walk by, whisper "come into my lair..." and when/if they come in, start throwing the popcorn at them and yell "WHO INVITED te IN HERE?!"
25. Walk into the store and wearing a mental hospital toga, abito and yelling, blame the manager for getting te pregnant. Then pull out a gun and threaten to kill everybody in the store if he doesn't marry you.9don't do it! Strongly not recommended!xD)
26. Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Welcome to Narnia!"
