random Article: How to make a enmy

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posted by koalagirl9

step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camicia looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them te Amore them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i Amore te again
step 9:walk around them in circles Canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say te hate them
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deathding likes this

90sfan LOL YES!!!XD

RayRaycutie it totally works

Some pictures from my favourite cartoon:Winx Club ♥

added by Winxlove

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failing games

added by melikhan

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random

added by TDIlover226

Source: Various websites

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random people

added by shiriny

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MINI-CAKES! TOO CUTE!

added by liridonarama96

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Splash of Color

added by OuroborosSnyder

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lol xxxx

added by angel_cake

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Flattery

added by TwilighterSabby

Source: http://icanhascheezburger.com/page/2/

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Wrecking Ball Lyrics

posted by nmdis

WRECKING BALL
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A Amore no one could deny

[Pre-Hook]
Don’t te ever say I just walked away
I will always want te
I can’t live a lie, running for my life
I will always want te

[Hook 1]
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in Amore
All I wanted was to break your walls
All te ever did was break me
Yeah, te wreck me

[Verse 2]
I put te high up in the sky
And now, you’re not coming down
It slowly turned, te let me burn
And now, we’re ashes on the ground

[Pre-Hook & Hook...

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superiore, in alto 10 dumbest things ever detto to me

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever detto to me

10. "If te keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was postato on my fanpop bacheca da Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her bacheca letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do te want some beer?"

I was walking down the...

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Marilyn Monroe Citazioni

posted by purplefreak855

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what te make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is te get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with te through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...

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20 Dumbest cespuglio, cespuglio, bush Citazioni

posted by joe-kerr

ciao everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Citazioni are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000

19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...

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101 ways to annoy people

posted by bizeshnakarki

I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If te have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours da hooking a videocamera to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...

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Eminem songs

posted by mehere

superiore, in alto 24 Eminem song (random order)

who knew

rock bottom

words are weapons

lighters

criminal

kill you

never 2 far

like toy solidiers

white america

cleanin' out my closet

my name is

till i collapse

when im gone

sing for the moment

the real slim shady

just dont give a fuck

lose yourself

the way i am

mockingbird

infinite

stan

not afraid

without me

just lose it

i hope te like this one better than the first one please leave a commento if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P

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The Evil Teddy bear: Teddy orso reveals to be Evil

posted by darktheheghog

previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy orso and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and detto it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy orso the sales man gave the girls the Teddy orso for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy orso evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy orso ontop of the book case...

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10 Amazing Facts about Amore

posted by wakana

1. People are più likely to tilt their heads to the right when baciare instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known Amore song was written 4,000 years fa and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term Amore relationships began with one o both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in Amore can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

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My Current superiore, in alto 11 Female 'Celebrities'.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.

Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current superiore, in alto 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I Amore this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big fan of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this lista actually....

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Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a cuore attack. His cuore isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first te don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fuoco with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....

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Online Dating

posted by TruBerries

**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm Scrivere this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did o are doing this, o that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and Amore and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....

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21 Funny Citazioni =P

posted by Bella_Dhampir

1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do te have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...