Let the Madness Begin
I joined fanpop a few days fa and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST random PARAGRAPHS IN THE commenti AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN articolo AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter
A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as te please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i Amore Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my cuore beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta Amore it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my Amore for an Anime person! Sebastian Michaelis! The Amore of my life, the pane to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently Leggere this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia o foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , o something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers giorno was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook cena , like every night , my dog currently passed away last mese , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad culo name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i Amore Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my preferito color is smeraldo , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become cannone , its just horrible , but then i Amore it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" o whatever the lady detto , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i Amore libri , even maybe più then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw te something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating o something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self pesce of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my Pikachu to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. te prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and te Amore dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.
...And then te all died.
The end.
Thanks To: simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime, Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know te guys!
I joined fanpop a few days fa and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST random PARAGRAPHS IN THE commenti AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN articolo AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter
A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as te please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop in people's gardens.i Amore Loki Laufeyson !!!!!! so much my cuore beast for him hes mine !!!!! gotta Amore it xD One time Regina started barking at and chasing the mailman so Bellatrix had to cast crucio on her. This got Regina really mad so she bit her owner's leg and never truly let go.I declare my Amore for an Anime person! Sebastian Michaelis! The Amore of my life, the pane to my butter, the most handsome man the in the world!!!! He's mine, and will come for me someday! what the.....Unicorns, they are my life~ uhm , okay i guess , well i am currently Leggere this new series with is frustrating becuase it is so god damn bi polar , i want to kill my self , my sister just got excepted into this school for optometry , which is cool and every thing , except for the fact that both my parents are dead and she takes care of me , so it is either aunt lydia o foster care . so thats going on , and then im also currently failing half of my classes , because i was in the hospital recently for a attempt of suicide , i like pie , i hate cake , cake is just too , dry for my taste , i want to kill my self , my grandma is in the united states doing this retirement thing , where she gets to stay there for 5 years for free , o something , i dont remember i fell asleep half way through her explanation , my mothers giorno was like every other one since i was 5 , i was alone at my house , while my sister went out with her boyfriend , and of course I had too cook cena , like every night , my dog currently passed away last mese , which was sad , his name was chuck , for chuck norris , i felt like he needed a bad culo name , its lyke 100000 degrees outside , which is horrible because i hate it when its hot like , ever , even though i Amore Texas , but mainly because my best friend , my only friend , lives there . my preferito color is smeraldo , because that was the color of my baby brothers eyes before her passed away , i hate it when my OTPs never become cannone , its just horrible , but then i Amore it when they do , it is the most amazing thing ever , in the world , i currently enrolled in this program for the " un happy teens of our country" o whatever the lady detto , everyone thinks its the best choice for me , but i think its just a total waste of time , i Amore libri , even maybe più then i would like to admit , im a horrible artist , never ask me to draw te something , it will never come out good . there is this girl at my school who likes too be a horrible human being , and does all these nasty things , which is really just sad . im starving , i havnt eaten in a long time , i used to have this eating disorder , where i wouldnt eat at all , and then when i did i would throw it up , which i think was called binge eating o something , what not . i was 4 ' 5 and 67 pounds , i finally went to the doctor after my sister found me passed out on the floor in my room . i have a little bit of school left , and then im going to summer school , to get the rest of my credits for school , ugh , stupid education system . i am teaching my self latin , because i really want to get into this program that studies greek culture and mythology , but my sister thinks its silly and says i need to make money a real way , but i want to do it reallly bad . i guess shes right , i mean i have to think about others too , i guess that was pretty self pesce of me to want that . I am moving in the summer , finally , i hate my house , it just has too many memories that arnt that good. Voldemort keeps stealing my Wi-Fi. I tryed to throw him in MT.Doom but the flying monkeys will not let me leave the house. So I had to get my Pikachu to battle them flying monkeys are week pokemon. The wicked witch was mad so my brother peed on her then she melted. Weird day. You're all just a bunch of bald turkeys with a fetish for huge spoons and lots and lots of gravy. te prefer sitting in mashed potato with no sauce then with sauce and te Amore dipping your turkey tail into boiling water.
...And then te all died.
The end.
Thanks To: simpleplan, egyptprincess7, amzel, summer2987, delusional, Dreamtime, Otaku_Girl4890, zanhar1, temari101, michelle1654, cutiepie0310, and KaulitZfan for being awesome even though I don’t know te guys!
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five minuti yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time te see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that te are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that te are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure te dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five minuti yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time te see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that te are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that te are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure te dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our Amore te lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Amore him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Amore is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Amore be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys te should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with te (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Amore we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When te (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we Amore him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Amore is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Amore be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape o form.
6.Guys te should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with te (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Amore we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When te (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just Leggere some of the Terminator Citazioni through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash giorno tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. te might get annoyed da it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash giorno tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. te might get annoyed da it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
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(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds te of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he risposte he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds te of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he risposte he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him