random Article: Dear, maria....Questions*

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posted by latinlover

WENNNN....
a plane crashes-your cry/hit someone/shoota bird!
the lights go out-you turn them on agian
your bf says i Amore you-what bf?/say wtf?since when?

GIVE ME MORE!-brittany!!/ewwwwww!leave brit!alone!
Do te want a lolipop?-when?/haha
are te okay?-NOOOOOO,im not ok i promise!/
the photos-i took/of nick ;)
what happen when...-idk was i awake?/nick tok his sunglasses off?
the best time to.....-stalk the night~/creeper
My fav.color is..-orange/red the color of the inside of a bird
did the sun fall?-yea!duh wtf?/for the mooon!
are te hungry...?-I am!/cookies!!
Its bad when i..-think alot/hit small animals
the last thing i did was..-download music/drink
What im thinking now is..-god i hate that dude/laurens risposte are horrible!

Tdinoahiscute4, xneville_rocksx and 3 others like this

Lauren12345 good times :D

latinlover hehe kick asss momentos chica!

bubblykat91 i dont understand it, but OK!

XxXAFI4everXxX Mom: Are u ok? Me: No, I'm not ok, i promise! Lol! I love that song! MCR is great!

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Like a Sir.

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random foto

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funny

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Kenshin Himura!!

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cute

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Randomness

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So true

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fail

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my apartment

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random

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Watemelon art

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ZOMBIE ATTACKKK!!!

posted by PftFan99

Once I was Leggere online... It detto that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza negozio like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"

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I made a song, its called Believe~! <3

posted by amethyst44

A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot più than te can believe!! XD lol jk commenti reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only te can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make te feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...

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Do te Ever ...

posted by brooki

Do te ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and te cant go to sleep?

Do te ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?

Do te ever hate everything around you?

Do te ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that te end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?

Do te ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?

sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.

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più facts!! Part 5

posted by patrisha727

More is coming.....

The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned pane was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it più healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...

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Understanding Women From Men

posted by wild-bby

Below I have written a random diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was recitazione wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my Friends all giorno long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he detto nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He detto it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told...

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Bad jokes part 1

posted by Jackimo17

Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a lattuga but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a lattuga but is not a lattuga and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...