If you're under weight: She's too skinny
If you're over weight: She's a fat ass
If you're gay: He's so gay
If you're a lesbian: She's fucking gay
If you're Black: NIGGER!
If you're White: CRACKER!
If you're Mexican/Hispanic/Latino etc.: ciao TACO!
If you're tall: How is the weather up there?
If you're short: MIDGET
If you're smart: NERD!
If you're not smart: DUMBASS!
If you're a virgin: haha virgin
If you're not a virgin: SLUT!
There is no way to please society. Doesn't matter what te do, you'll be judged.
If you're over weight: She's a fat ass
If you're gay: He's so gay
If you're a lesbian: She's fucking gay
If you're Black: NIGGER!
If you're White: CRACKER!
If you're Mexican/Hispanic/Latino etc.: ciao TACO!
If you're tall: How is the weather up there?
If you're short: MIDGET
If you're smart: NERD!
If you're not smart: DUMBASS!
If you're a virgin: haha virgin
If you're not a virgin: SLUT!
There is no way to please society. Doesn't matter what te do, you'll be judged.
It's quite simple. te spell out your name, only using song titles. It gives te an interesting playlist! te don't have to use different artists. It can be the same artist o similar artists.
A creative way to do this is find some new artists and spell out your name with some of their songs. It's a good way to listen to different people and one awesome CD and/or playlist.
Example: My name is Kaitlyn
K - Kidnap The Sandy Claws da Danny Elfman
A - Angel of Musica da Andrew Lloyd Webber
I - Inside My World da Ramin Karimloo
T - Try To Believe da Oingo Boingo
L - Little Razorblade da The rosa Spiders
Y - Yes! I'm French da Frenchy and the Punk
N - Nerd Alert! da The Aquabats!
A creative way to do this is find some new artists and spell out your name with some of their songs. It's a good way to listen to different people and one awesome CD and/or playlist.
Example: My name is Kaitlyn
K - Kidnap The Sandy Claws da Danny Elfman
A - Angel of Musica da Andrew Lloyd Webber
I - Inside My World da Ramin Karimloo
T - Try To Believe da Oingo Boingo
L - Little Razorblade da The rosa Spiders
Y - Yes! I'm French da Frenchy and the Punk
N - Nerd Alert! da The Aquabats!
1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain
do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and te don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't pubblica but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain
do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and te don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't pubblica but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
just to let te know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. te had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope te feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset te must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't te regret
installing Windows 95?
8. te totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. te had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope te feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset te must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't te regret
installing Windows 95?
8. te totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
