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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if te don't look like a movie stella, star because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because te Amore to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much Cibo in one giorno you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If te want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then te throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if te don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone te may never see again o someone you'll probably never even talk to.
-If te do talk to them then te look them in the eye and be like, "Hey, haters gonna hate."

5. Judge people.
-People like to judge a book da its cover and pisses me off. te look at person with glasses and think 'nerd' o someone wears black and think 'emo'
-That nerd and that emo could be the coolest people on the planet but no one would know cause they judged them to quickly.

6. Cry over someone who doesn't care.
-If they don't care about te then te shouldn't give two fucks about them. Don't let them walk all over te and give them the satisfaction of seeing te cry.
-You walk with your head held high, your cheeks dry and say fuck te everytime they walk da (you like my rhyme? I made it up!)

7. Get mad when they don't get what they want.
-If te have a damn computer, tv, bed, house then don't come crying to me because te can't get that new camicia te want.
-Lots of people don't have houses, tvs, beds, computers and are lucky if they can get a piece of gum. Just sit down in a corner and shut it up!

8. Talk crap about other people.
-You know what if you're calling some one ugly o dumb then te have an ugly personality and you're dumb for saying it.
-Don't talk about someone like you're better than them. I don't care what they did to you. No one is ever better than some one else. It's impossible.

9. Go around recitazione like their perfect.
-It's okay to mess up sometimes. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to fail sometimes in life but that's alright because everyone goes through that experience.
-Except your failures and stop trying to be something that doesn't exist. (that something is perfection.)

10. Be mean to somebody for no damn reason.
-If you're going to be mean to someone at least have a good reason. "That girl slept with my boyfriend" , "that guy slept with my boyfriend" and yes I meant what I just said.
-You're a cruel, evil person if you're hurting someone just for fun and you're getting a one way ticket to hell. Go see a therapist, cry out your anger, play monopoly but stop being so mean.

That's all folks!
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posted by sakurahanazono
1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator

te could actually use these names as prank call names. If te want to prank call te could also say:

12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic

I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee



blah blah blah (apparently this articolo was too short so I'mma post random crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
WEIRD similarities between lincoln and Kennedy:

Abraham lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.

Both wives Lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Both were succeeded da Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made da Ford.

lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.