This is a true story. If anyone tells te it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk
I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.
One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots, all I saw was burnt leather, and the rubber part of my boots wasn't even there. I had a look of shock on my face, there was no Cibo left. My family was incredibly poor and the most money we've ever got was a $20 bill. Sadly, where we lived, there was a famine, which meant all the crops died and the cows that ate the crops died, and the animali that ate the cows died. o so my mom told me that's how it works.
It was 2 days later, and I was hungry. After thinking in my room, because all these days I had to think for a way to get food, I came up with an idea. I got a hanger and I went to the superiore, in alto of our home on a very thundery day. I lifted the hanger above my head, and suddenly, a lightning bolt struck the hanger. And because of magic, the lightning bolt reflected from my hanger and hit the sky. The logic in that was so empty, that it caused another weird thing to happen. It started raining PINEAPPLES. I went inside and told my family to anatra under our table, in case a pineapple came in and hit someone in the head.
When the storm of pineapples was over, we collected a total of 100 pineapples. I was so happy. From now on, every 2 days, it rained pineapples. And every 2 days, at least one person got hit in the head with a pineapple. Luckily, Pennsylvania has a hospital nearly every corner. In case someone gets hit with a pineapple.
And that's the story of my life. I hope te enjoyed it!
I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.
One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots, all I saw was burnt leather, and the rubber part of my boots wasn't even there. I had a look of shock on my face, there was no Cibo left. My family was incredibly poor and the most money we've ever got was a $20 bill. Sadly, where we lived, there was a famine, which meant all the crops died and the cows that ate the crops died, and the animali that ate the cows died. o so my mom told me that's how it works.
It was 2 days later, and I was hungry. After thinking in my room, because all these days I had to think for a way to get food, I came up with an idea. I got a hanger and I went to the superiore, in alto of our home on a very thundery day. I lifted the hanger above my head, and suddenly, a lightning bolt struck the hanger. And because of magic, the lightning bolt reflected from my hanger and hit the sky. The logic in that was so empty, that it caused another weird thing to happen. It started raining PINEAPPLES. I went inside and told my family to anatra under our table, in case a pineapple came in and hit someone in the head.
When the storm of pineapples was over, we collected a total of 100 pineapples. I was so happy. From now on, every 2 days, it rained pineapples. And every 2 days, at least one person got hit in the head with a pineapple. Luckily, Pennsylvania has a hospital nearly every corner. In case someone gets hit with a pineapple.
And that's the story of my life. I hope te enjoyed it!
Episode 1;
Roman: (meets Niko at the barca stop).
Niko: (stressed) What took te so long!
Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. te know that, I missed ye-
Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR te SING!
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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.
Roman: Do te think Mallorie's mad at me?
Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and te won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.
Roman: No,...
Vroom in the Night Sky is considered da many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed da Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want te to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
So from...
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Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, o chippies for short.
Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Moto on one of the highways.
Jon: *Riding his motorcycle successivo to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.
A blue GT500 passed them...
Welcome to the secondo episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its Scrivere and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.
Young innamorati Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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Young innamorati Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
So at this point, I’m going to assume indie games with a chill cyberpunk bar setting that has drink mixing mini-games is going to become its own niche genre. VA-11 HALL-A was the best of that genre, but I guess we can assume the 2nd topper for it would be The Red Strings Club.
The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie titolo where te play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his preferito customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as te go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
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The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie titolo where te play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his preferito customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as te go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
