Funny Songs - Santa Claus Is Hungry Tonight - Lyrics

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Milk With Cookies...

Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, te better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of zucca pie.
Too bad te finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, te needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
te ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows te are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, te better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.

CheetahGirl5147 I posted this early :P

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I didn't write this!

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