Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!
#2 They are friends? Ship it!
#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!
#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!
#5 They used to be Friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!
#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder te ship.
#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.
#8 Okay okay te can ship x's sibling with character y.
#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.
#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.
#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!
#12 Shipping your preferito character's lover with your secondo preferito character's lover is recommended.
#13 Now don't just ship your preferito characters' innamorati together; play mix n match and have your preferito and secondo preferito switch lovers!
#14 Ya know what's better than one of your preferito characters in a relationship? Having your two preferiti Amore each other. Ship that. Pronto.
#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least preferito is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd preferito out for your least favorite.
#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your preferito with your least preferito for maximum mixed feelings!
#17 Amore triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.
#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.
#19 And then ship person B with person C.
#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.
#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. te know what that means...SHIP IT!!!
#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.
#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!
#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if te ship it hard enough.
#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.
#26 What's this??? te have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no te don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!
#27 Did te know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.
#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? te know what they say; opposites attract.
#29 So do same elements.
#30 Matches like Air/Water o Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.
#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!
#32 "Yeah, but the mostra hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! te can start shipping earlier. te can ship them before shipping them was cool te hipster you!
#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.
#34 Does your preferito character have a clone? Ship that also.
#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't domanda it.
#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.
#37 Not canon? The autore is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.
#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.
#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.
#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some Amore dammit!
#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits te know. Ship Jerry with his preferito lamp shade.
#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting
#43 Ya know what else te can ship? te and your least favorite.
#44 Someone is hating on your preferito character? Ship them with the character.
#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.
#46 Background characters need Amore too. Ship them together.
#47 o ship them with the main character.
#48 Secondary is fine too.
#49 Fine te can ship singers too.
#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.
Selena is being threatened da disgruntled fan because of Justin Bieber. She has had to endure an attack on her Facebook and Twitter accounts to boot!
A few days fa Selena fan on social media networks were shocked when they saw messages like this: "Oh yeh, Justin Bieber suc **!!!"," this message is for Puha, te your bi ** ** ".O_O
What was happening? Well, some joker named PkinJ0r hacked Sel's Twitter and Facebook!
Luckily, Selena then realized what was going on and began to solve the problem, but not before leaving this reassuring message to fans: "Sorry everybody. My Facebook page and my Twitter account has been hacked and we're cleaning it up. "
Since attacks on celebritàs accounts are nothing new, it can't do much damage.
A few days fa Selena fan on social media networks were shocked when they saw messages like this: "Oh yeh, Justin Bieber suc **!!!"," this message is for Puha, te your bi ** ** ".O_O
What was happening? Well, some joker named PkinJ0r hacked Sel's Twitter and Facebook!
Luckily, Selena then realized what was going on and began to solve the problem, but not before leaving this reassuring message to fans: "Sorry everybody. My Facebook page and my Twitter account has been hacked and we're cleaning it up. "
Since attacks on celebritàs accounts are nothing new, it can't do much damage.
