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Are te bored? Do te have the humor of a 10 anno old boy? Do te like Musica that doesn't have a real point? Do te like Musica that will make your grandma look at te with disappointment in her eyes!? If te answered yes to any of these domande then here is a lista for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes Musica about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John cuore - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God - FTBT
Tom Green - Bum Bum Song
Samwell - What What In The Butt
T-Pain - Booty Work
Tim Wilson - Booty Man
Your preferito Martian - Booty Store
Baracuda - culo Up
Adam And Andrew - Do It In The Butt
Major Lazar - Bubble Butt
Alex C & Yass - Du Hast
Alex C & Yass - te Have The Sweetest Ass
Emeinem - culo Like That
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
Queen - Fat Botttom
Qwote - Shawty It's Your Booty
V.I.C. - Wobble
Deep Side - Booty Music
Santa Maffy- Shake That Ass
Klariza Clayton - Ass2Ass
Serebro - Sexy Ass
Mika - Kick Ass
LL Cool J - Big Ole Butt
Blake Shelton - baciare My Country Ass
Wreckx-N-Effect - Rump shaer
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair (Whip My culo Parody)
Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back
Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass
Juvenile - Back That culo Up
Soulja Boy - Donk
Cash Out - She Twerkin'
Kstylis - Booty Me Down
Kstylis - Trampoline Booty
Kstylis - Booty Hopscotch
Kstylis - canguro Booty
Nicki Minaj - Anacoda
B Smyth - Twerkaholic
PTAF - Boss culo Bitch
Twerk Songs - Throw That culo In A Circle
Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Soundmaster T - Too Much Booty In The Pants
Mos Def - Mrs Fat Booty
E.U. - Da Butt
Jonathan Coulton - Baby Got Back (Cover)
Das Racist - Booty In The Air
Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
Dj Issac - Face Down culo Up
KC & The Sunshines - Shake Your Ass
Pavlo stella, star - Booty Swing
Jennifer Lopez - Booty
Juicy J - Bounce It
Project Pat - Twerk It
Ali & Gipp - Work Dat Twerk Dat
Tujamo - Booty Bounce
Joshua Simon - 7 Booty Songs In 3 minuti
KANDY - Booty's Theme
Hasse de Moor & GLD - Work
Dirtcaps & Raynor Bruges - Booty Down

Got any più bootylicious songs feel free to post them in the comments.
posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do te speak in silence?
Why do te sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what te have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
Behind where I looked back (Who's in the front?)
I raised my claws at the darkness (and ripped the night apart)

Amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo
Tsutaiochiru
Mou doko ni mo kaeru basho ga nai nara

Raindrops turn into droplets of blood
and run down my cheeks
If there isn't a place for me to return anywhere anymore

Kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
Sono yubi goto tsuretette ageru
Higurashi ga naku akazu no mori e
Ato modori wa mou dekinai

Take these fingers, my fingers
I'll take all your fingers away
To the unopenable forest where cicadas cry
There's no turning back anymore

Hitorizutsu...
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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I postato a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think te can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the random fan club doesn't mean te won't get reported.

3. The domande aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then te click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If te post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a lista a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive o not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different o smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused o hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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Alright basically the titolo says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will Amore and te don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is più on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal innamorati o sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if te want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth o I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for te to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got più chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, te know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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At least a dozen times a giorno te hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say te hate society, te say te can’t stand it. te say te hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people te see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, te all are. te were born this way, te will die this way. te are society, and society is you. te are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years fa with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's giorno in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the superiore, in alto spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe te 3 cans of your preferito soda.
2. te find a four leaf clover

3. te are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. te get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I Amore you.

6. te find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 più people followed te on twitter

9. te meet your fav celebrity.

10. te get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that mostra te have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that mostra te have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and scary Film in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Amore this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a mostra that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Amore this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I Amore the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Amore that its not a typical Disney comedy and I Amore that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and Citazioni and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If te don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause te are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. te think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde o skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of caramelle
7. te can do anything-but not everything
8. te may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell te a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told te to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If te die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The popolare girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my camicia on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If te are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some random guy/girl = Is this sede, sedile empty?
te = Yes and this one will be too if te sit here.

I'll write più soon!!!
 Emmanuel raggio, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. foto courtesy frutta District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel raggio, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted da actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted da Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits successivo Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have te tried mostrare him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed da funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like te - very homosexually.
Contributed da funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - pesce Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first giorno of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Friends after summer yay. Well the first giorno of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m home and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She detto “I might come back to page successivo semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! te call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! te DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All te are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has più dick! I have an army of Red Coats! te have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so te guy will need a babysitter!


*10 minuti later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 minuti later*
Amber:I wuv tè parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are te doing?
Amber:Having a tè party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a anno plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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