Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If te consider it a sport to gather your Cibo da drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all giorno hoping that the Cibo will swim by, te might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each anno because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, te might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, te might live in Michigan .

If te instinctively walk like a pinguino for five months out of the year, te might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because te know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that te must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who te are and te should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make te feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

te know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your preferito character from stella, star Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled da Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, o Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your preferito female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding o happy
:-( depressed o frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool o sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



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