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A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven da two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays stella, star on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police: *behind Lotus*
Russian stallion: *passes truck*
Police: *nearly hit truck*
Russian stallion: *passes station wagon*
Mare: *gets in middle lane*
Police: *break*
Russian stallion: *exits highway*
Police: *passes station wagon*
Russian stallion: *goes left*
Police: *follows*
Russian stallion: *floors it*
Police: *nearly rams car*
Russian stallion: *turns around*
Police: *stops*
Russian stallion: *goes back to highway*
Police: *Follows*
Russian stallion: *turns on left blinker*
Police: *prepares to turn left*
Russian stallion: *goes straight*
Police: *spins out*
Russian stallion: *hides car in canyon*
Police: *pass russians*

After that

Cop: All units, we're still in pursuit of the green lotus.
HQ: Guys, you've been in pursuit of nearly an hour.
Cop: We're not giving up until we stop those russians!!
HQ: It didn't take te this long to catch a Bugatti.
Russian stallion: *driving behind cop*
Cop: HEY! He's behind us!
Russian stallion: *passes cop*
Cop: *accelerates*
Russian stallion: *drifts on turn*
Cop: So much smoke, I can't see!
Russian stallion: *goes right*
Cop: *passes russians* WE'LL GET THEM THIS TIME!!!
Russian stallion: *stops* Haha!! Even with fast cars, they can't stop us.
Russian stallion: He just passed us, and didn't notice?
Russian driver: Seems like it друг. Let's go. *gets back in car*
Russian stallion: *gets in*
Russian driver: *floors it*

Not far away was a rally track.

Sergi: *drives car to track*
Apyr: Uhm, this is a rally track, and we brought a mid engined sports car with us.
Sergi: Do not let that worry you. This car may not seem like a rally car, but we can change that. Get the off road tires from our garage.
Apyr: *goes to garage*
Braeburn: Well, well, well. If it ain't the car theives theirselves.
Sergi: We are not car theives.
Braeburn: Then where did a poor stallion like yourself get the money for a car like that?
Sergi: (How does he know I steal these cars?)
Apyr: Sergi? I got those tires te asked for.
Sergi: Excellent. Now wait at the box auto, garage for me. I'm going to bring the car there.
Braeburn: *laughs* Good luck losers.

Sergi got his car into the garage, and Apyr was putting the rally tires on the car.

Sergi: Hey, Apyr? How do te feel about me stealing cars?
Apyr: I do it with you, what's the matter?
Sergi: That redneck pony has been bothering us for two years. He has wrecked our cars, made us lose so much money, and he wonders why we steal these cars!
Apyr: Why don't we get back at him? If we win, we'll get some cash, and maybe we won't have to steal anymore.
Sergi: I hope you're right.

The race was about to begin, and all the cars were at their starting position.

Sergi: *laughs*
Apyr: Sergi? What's so funny?
Sergi: Braeburn accuses us of bad stuff, but look at his car.
Apyr: I think that's his cousin's car.
Sergi: What? Big Mac? It's Braeburn's, otherwise he wouldn't be driving.
Apyr: te have a good point there.
Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts, the racers here today are..

Sergi in a Lotus Eltrot
Braeburn in a Fillys Coupe
Soarin in a Shitroen C4
Steroid pony in a Toycolta Landcruiser
And the rest are in trucks, and we're wasting time, so let's start this race!!

Flag pony: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go
Announcer: Aaaaaaaaand, they're off!! Six trucks, and four rally cars. This should be exciting.
Braeburn: *In first*
Sergi: *passes*
Announcer: They're getting towards the jump.
Sergi & Braeburn: *jump*
Announcer: And they make it! Meanwhile, a manticore is driving his truck towards Soarin.
Manticore: *driving with huge tires*
Soarin: *dodges huge tires*
Announcer: This manticore must have something against the wonderbolt in his rally car!
Soarin: *jumps*
Manticore: *jumps*
Announcer: The jump is made, aand...
Manticore: *spins off track*
Announcer: And the manticore is off the track, nearly flipping his monster truck over!

The race continued on for ten più laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do te think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuto later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, te get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank te so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are te talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force te out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope te two are ready for the successivo race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the successivo race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there da tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank te sir.

After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened

Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: te know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we ha rubato, stola this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* te in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do te think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we Lost them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.

Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car o not.

At the hotel

Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do te want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. da now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away.

In the apartment was a window, providing a good view of their car covered with a tarp.

The successivo morning, Sergi woke up, but when he looked out the window, his car was missing.

Sergi: Where did it go?!
Apyr: *driving car*
Sergi: *looks for Apyr* Apyr?! No response!
Apyr: *parks car*
Sergi: *running down stairs*
Apyr: *enters hotel*
Sergi: *sees Apyr* There te are. The car is missing!
Apyr: No it isn't. I drove it to get più gas.
Sergi: Did te cover it with the tarp?
Apyr: Yes. It's sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza Sergi.

After lunch, Sergi, and Apyr went to the Canterlot raceway.

Flag pony: Good afternoon te two.
Sergi: Hello.
Braeburn: Howdy robbers.
Apyr: Howdy, stupid equestrian cowcolt.
Braeburn: Both of y'all are rude, ya know that?
Sergi: Says the stallion that started picking on us for no reason!
Apyr: Sergi! Save it for the race.
Braeburn: Yeah "Sergi" *sticks out tongue*
Sergi: To hell with you!

The race in Canterlot was going to begin soon. Some più ponies joined in the race, including arcobaleno Dash.

Flag pony: On your mark!
Sergi: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Get set!
Braeburn: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Go!
Sergi: *floors it*
Braeburn: *passes*
Sergi: No way. *shifts up*
arcobaleno Dash: *passes Braeburn*
Apyr: We're in third now Sergi.
Sergi: Great.
Braeburn: *blocking arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: Come on! Doesn't he recognize me?
Sergi: Getting past Braeburn could be difficult.
Braeburn: *drifts*
arcobaleno Dash: *hits Sergi*
Sergi: Great. We have a female driver against us.
Braeburn: *floors it*
Apyr: Forget her Sergi. Braeburn is getting ahead!
Sergi: *floors it*

The bridge was coming up.

Braeburn: *blocks Sergi*
Apyr: This guy really must enjoy annoying ponies.
Sergi: He can try to annoy me all he wants, it won't work. *rams Braeburn*
Braeburn: *brakes*
Sergi: Whoa! *drives off bridge*
Apyr: Wait, we're in first now!
Sergi: *lands car*
Apyr: Quick! In reverse!
Sergi: *backs up*
Braeburn: *gets close* Come on, sposta that car outta my way!
Sergi: *does rockford turn*
Braeburn: Ah! *nearly hits wall*

Catching up was Soarin, in his rally car. Even though there was no dirt on the track.

Soarin: *passes Braeburn*
Sergi: Ha! Thanks to Soarin, we are in two positions ahead of Braeburn.
Apyr: That's great Sergi.
Braeburn: I gotta push his car outta my way! *floors it*
Sergi: *passes starting line* Last lap.
Apyr: We'll have this race in the bag.
Braeburn: *pushes Soarin into wall*
Soarin: No!! *crashes* Well, at least I have a huge supply of pie at my house. *falls asleep*
arcobaleno Dash: *passes Soarin* He's dead!! I'm going to get Braeburn for this!
Sergi: Let's see how he likes it *drifts*
Braeburn: *Swerving* I can't see anything!
arcobaleno Dash: *pushes Braeburn's car*
Braeburn: I'm going faster? YES!!!!
arcobaleno Dash: *spins Braeburn out*
Braeburn: NOOOOoOoooOoooooOoOOO *hits wall* Dumb mare *turns key* My car won't start because of her!!! *turns key*

Meanwhile towards the finish line.

Sergi: *wins*
Announcer: Sergi wins again! In secondo place is the manticore, who had a huge monster truck, but went for smaller tires, and lowered his suspension.
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets third*
Announcer: And the superiore, in alto three winners are Sergi, the manticore, and arcobaleno Dash. They, along with the ponies that get 4th, and 5th will continue to the successivo part of the Grand Prix, at the Ponyville Circuit.

Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no te don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are te kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase* All units, we have two cars going over the speed limit. Suspects are driving a Lotus Eltrot, and a Chevronet Pearla. *chase two cars*
Braeburn: Of course, the pigs get involved *gets successivo to Sergi*
Sergi: *drifts into alleyway*
Police: *follow Braeburn*
Braeburn: Why are te following me?!
Sergi: I think we Lost them. *gets out of alleyway*
Apyr: We may want to take the train to Ponyville.
Sergi: You're right. It sounds better then risking it on the highway. *drives to train station*

Meanwhile with Braeburn

Braeburn: *enters highway*
Police: *blocking highway*
Braeburn: *braking*
Police captain: Step out of the vehicle now!
Braeburn: I was trying to help y'all stop somepony that ha rubato, stola a car, and this is HOW te HELP ME?!!?
Police Captain: Are te a police officer?
Braeburn: no.
Police Captain: Then, you're underarrest.

Sergi, and Apyr wouldn't have to worry about Braeburn anymore

Sergi, and Apyr arrived at the train station.

Sergi: Are te sure there's not enough room for us to put our car in?
station manager: I'm sorry Gentlecolts, we have all the autoracks full of cars already.
Sergi: When does the successivo train get here?
station manager: The successivo train that gets here is a freight train, it's heading for Manehattan. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for the successivo train for Ponyville.
Apyr: What now Sergi?
Sergi: Where's the nearest harbor?
station manager: te can get a barca to Ponyville if te hurry. It's da Canterlot Gardens, and leaves in 20 minutes.

And so, Sergi, and Apyr got on the boat, and went to Ponyville. Their car got on easily.

Apyr: So after our race in Ponyville, where do we go to?
Sergi: The final race is in Fillydelphia.
Apyr: That oughta be fun.
Sergi: Yes, I heard the track there was a very good one.
arcobaleno Dash: *arrives* Are te talking about the Grand Prix?
Sergi: Yes, we are.
Apyr: Hey, didn't we see te in the race earlier today?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah. Braeburn killed Soarin.
Apyr: Actually, Soarin was knocked out from the impact of that crash. He's still alive, but out of the tournament.
arcobaleno Dash: Oh, well at least he's still alive.
Sergi: True.
arcobaleno Dash: What's with your accents, are te russian?
Sergi: Da.
Apyr: And you're from the United States.
arcobaleno Dash: Yep.
Apyr: Actually, we are in the United States *laughs*
arcobaleno Dash: *laughs*

That night, the three ponies had a good time, forgetting the fact that they would have to go against each other in a race tomorrow.

successivo morning, they arrived at the Ponyville Circuit.

arcobaleno Dash: Oh no.
Sergi: What's the matter?
arcobaleno Dash: Twilight Sparkle.
Sergi: What's so bad about her?
arcobaleno Dash: She takes racing very seriously. In fact she takes everything seriously. te have to watch out for her.
Apyr: We'll be careful. Right Sergi?
Sergi: Da.

Everypony got their cars lined up at the starting line. They would go around the race track for three laps.

Flag pony: 3, 2, 1, go *waves flag*
Racers: *take off*
Sergi: We're in first.
Apyr: Excellent. And no sign of Twilight
Twilight: *pushes arcobaleno Dash into wall*
Apyr: .... I stand corrected.
Twilight: *catching up* Man, there's too many ponies blocking my path in their cars. *honks horn*
Sergi: *floors it*
Apyr: I hope Dash is alright.
Sergi: Me too.
arcobaleno Dash: *in last* I cannot lose to that egghead! *floors it*
Sergi: We're winning!
Twilight: *passes Sergi* Stay outta my way man!
Sergi: I don't think so *drifts past Twilight*
Apyr: Oh dude, she's angry.
Twilight: Get back here te idiots! *floors it*
Sergi: *driving successivo to lake*
Twilight: *pushes Sergi towards lake*
Apyr: Brake!
Sergi: *brakes*
Twilight: *nearly goes in lake, then crashes into another car*
Sergi: *passes intersection* I think she's out of it.
Apyr: And we're way ahead of everyone else.
Sergi: This race is in the bag.
Manticore: *driving towards them*
Sergi: Oh great. The manticore has his truck back to a high height.
Apyr: Really?
Manticore: *getting close to Sergi*
Sergi: If those tires get us, we're in trouble.
Manticore: *about to crush Sergi's car*
racing pony: *crashes into manticore's truck*
Manticore: *tips truck over*
Apyr: Who else wants us to lose?
arcobaleno Dash: *passes Sergi*
Sergi: Her *floors it*
Apyr: We're the only two racing.
Sergi: Then lets make it look interesting. *passes arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: Oh no te don't *passes Sergi*
Sergi: So she wants to do this the hard way. *floors it*
arcobaleno Dash: *goes to the right*
Sergi: *about to push arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *brakes*
Sergi: *drives into lake*
Announcer: And arcobaleno Dash is the winner.
Sergi: We've been defeated da a mare. How will we win the grand prix now?
Apyr: It's in Fillydelphia. It shouldn't be hard.

successivo morning marked a very important giorno for Sergi, and Apyr. As of now, they would be in the final part of the Equestrian grand prix, The Fillydelphia Race Course.

This was no ordinary race course, it was huge. 40 turns, and much of them being sharp. No pits for the cars, and the fastest lap time around this track is 25 minutes. This race could go on for an hour.

Sergi: Ok, we're up against arcobaleno Dash, a pony named Gordon with a Canterlot GMO, and three other ponies with souped up japanese cars.
Apyr: This should be fun.
Sergi: Yes. This could be another easy victory for us.
arcobaleno Dash: o is it? te didn't win last time, and I'm going to make sure te don't win again.
Sergi: te must take this very seriously.
arcobaleno Dash: I hate losing.
Sergi: Don't we all?
Flag pony: Get to your cars, the race is going to begin!
Sergi: Good luck arcobaleno Dash.
arcobaleno Dash: Good luck to te guys. You'll need it

Everyone got in their cars, and the race began with arcobaleno Dash making a blistering start into first place.

Sergi: We're in third, behind arcobaleno Dash, and one of the three japanese cars.
Apyr: Gordon is coming towards us rather quickly.
Gordon: *honks horn* MOVE!! I gotta win this race!
Sergi: Of horse te do.
Apyr: Did te just say, of horse?
Sergi: Da, instead of "of course". Get it?
Apyr: Nyet.
Sergi: Right *gets second*
arcobaleno Dash: Those russians are far behind, but are catching up quick. Time to drift *drifts*
Sergi: She's drifting?
Apyr: This could hold us up for a while.
arcobaleno Dash: *continues drifting*

Dash was so busy drifting, she didn't notice one of her tires were being torn apart.

arcobaleno Dash: Whoa! *loses control*
Sergi: Uh oh *crashes into arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *gets flipped* AAaaaahhh! *falls on ground*
Apyr: Whoa, she landed on her roof.
Sergi: I hope she's ok.

arcobaleno Dash was out of the race.

After arcobaleno Dash crashed her car, Gordon pushed it into a wall, which hurt arcobaleno Dash very severely.

arcobaleno Dash: My leg. Can't anyone see I'm hurt?
Gordon: *getting close to Sergi*
Apyr: We've got company, and it's overweight.
Sergi: Gordon.
Gordon: *pushes Sergi's car*
Sergi: Ah, *nearly hits wall* He want's us to crash!
Gordon: Why didn't te hit the bacheca te idiots?!
Sergi: *getting away from Gordon*
Apyr: This pony has tons of rage.
Gordon: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Sergi: Agreed.
Gordon: *heading towards Sergi*
Sergi: *brakes*
Gordon: *hits wall* AAHHHHH!!!
Apyr: Bad attitude.
Sergi: True
Gordon: *pushing Sergi's car*
Apyr: Uh oh.
Sergi: *spins out*
Gordon: *Rams Sergi hard*
Apyr: The right door just fell off.
Sergi: That can't be good.
Japanese car driver: *jumps off door* WHOAAAA!

One of the japanese cars went airborne, and crashed on superiore, in alto of Gordon's car

Gordon: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!
Japanese car driver: AHH! *Falls out car*
Sergi: This is insane
Gordon: How do I get this car off my car? *goes left*

The japanese car fell off

Gordon: Finally! Nopony seems to appreciate Equestrian Muscle.
Sergi: He's falling behind. This is getting good.
Gordon: *carelessly drifting, then hits a wall*
Apyr: Nincompoop.
Sergi: He's holding up the traffic for us.
Japanese ponies: *stop cars* Get out of our way!
Gordon: *floors it into wall* This thing can't turn!!
Sergi: He ran into a wall, and is trying to turn. Wow!

Gordon was being so stupid, racist, and arrogant, that he held up the other racers, letting Sergi win.

Announcer: Congratulations to Sergi, and his co driver Apyr for winning the Equestrian Grand Prix.
Sergi: Thank te very much *takes $80,000 and trophy*

After the race, Sergi, and Apyr were driving their car out of Fillydelphia when suddenly

Police pony: *pursuing Sergi*
Apyr te know what this means? *turns on radio*

This song is playing: link

Sergi: Da. I know exactly what it means. *floors it*

The End

Ponies feautured in order of appearance

Sergi
Apyr
Appleloosa police ponies
Braeburn
Big Mac
Soarin
Manticore
Applejack
Canterlot Police
arcobaleno Dash
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
Gordon
Ponies with japanese cars
Fillydelphia police pony

Cars provided by

Canterlot
Chevronet
Dodge
Fillys
Flam
Lotus
Marecedez
Meuzda
Skyline
Toycolta

The End

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