1. "No stopping o standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.
2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm spiaggia park circa 1950.
3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full o empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled da phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided doccia berretto, tappo box.
9. "Payment is due da the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm spiaggia park circa 1950.
3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.
4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full o empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.
6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled da phone." -- On a form in a clinic.
7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.
8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided doccia berretto, tappo box.
9. "Payment is due da the due date." -- On a credit card statement.
10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.
11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
