1. te can do whatever te damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. te can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. te can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. te don't having to think about birth control, calendars o ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. te can go out and flirt as much as your cuore desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet sede, sedile issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. te can have male Friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. te can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. te don't have to wear laccio, perizoma panties unless te want to wear them.
14. te can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. te don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that te want.
17. te can spend as much time as te want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting te on a tiny pedestal that te can fall off of at any moment, unless te are focusing on your balance all giorno long.
19. te don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the latte carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. te are free at a party o bar to talk to who te please, and te don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. te can buy what te want at the grocery store. So what if te want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?
25. te can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No più checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes o no to an invitation. te can accept on the spot.
28. te don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. te can fill the fridge with fresh frutta and veggies, bottled water, one-percent latte and applesauce instead of cold cuts, birra and Velveeta."
30. No più Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal o Jackie Chan. te are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a giorno if te want.
31. te no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. te can be happy with who te are, not who he wants te to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If te are depressed o mad at the world for a few minutes, te don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. te can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, o whatever) without being asked, 'What do te need that for?'
36. te can eat garlic o onions without a secondo thought about breath mints.
37. te don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when te spend the giorno at the spiaggia checking out the lifeguards.
39. te can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. te can go to letto in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If te tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until te mess it up again!
43. te can spend your paycheck on what te want.
44. Your Friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I unisciti in?' commenti are made.
45. te don't have to worry if he will o won't call.
46. No più arguments about things te can't explain.
47. te can have a clean bathroom with the toilet sede, sedile where te want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when te go out on those first dates, but they take te out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, te can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. te can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. te can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. te don't having to think about birth control, calendars o ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. te can go out and flirt as much as your cuore desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet sede, sedile issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. te can have male Friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. te can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. te don't have to wear laccio, perizoma panties unless te want to wear them.
14. te can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. te don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that te want.
17. te can spend as much time as te want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting te on a tiny pedestal that te can fall off of at any moment, unless te are focusing on your balance all giorno long.
19. te don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the latte carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. te are free at a party o bar to talk to who te please, and te don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. te can buy what te want at the grocery store. So what if te want to have spaghetti four nights in a row?
25. te can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No più checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes o no to an invitation. te can accept on the spot.
28. te don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. te can fill the fridge with fresh frutta and veggies, bottled water, one-percent latte and applesauce instead of cold cuts, birra and Velveeta."
30. No più Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal o Jackie Chan. te are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a giorno if te want.
31. te no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. te can be happy with who te are, not who he wants te to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If te are depressed o mad at the world for a few minutes, te don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. te can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, o whatever) without being asked, 'What do te need that for?'
36. te can eat garlic o onions without a secondo thought about breath mints.
37. te don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when te spend the giorno at the spiaggia checking out the lifeguards.
39. te can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. te can go to letto in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If te tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until te mess it up again!
43. te can spend your paycheck on what te want.
44. Your Friends can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I unisciti in?' commenti are made.
45. te don't have to worry if he will o won't call.
46. No più arguments about things te can't explain.
47. te can have a clean bathroom with the toilet sede, sedile where te want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when te go out on those first dates, but they take te out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, te can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collana on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pesce all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast te need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and te will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and te will get a tail but te do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also te will get powers when te do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on te but the spell the got put on te will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite collana on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me pesce all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast te need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and te will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and te will get a tail but te do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also te will get powers when te do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on te but the spell the got put on te will end in the mornings.