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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If te have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that te ask their opinion of everything.

7. After te have your bath, avvolgere a bath towel around te and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask te what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping o running into something. Look at the ground and whenever te see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as te can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an ora and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When te doccia o bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when te laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When te fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything te see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minuti then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and attraversare, croce your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let te buy what te want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim te have been abducted da aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask te to call someone, stay where te are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I Amore te Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take te to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their scrivania, reception chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid te see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want te to see. Like a drop out o a goth o something. Tell them he/she's te new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out mango everywhere te go
posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse pesca, peach was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", pesca, peach told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a baciare and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. margherita hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If te don't straighten up, I'm going to knock te into the middle of successivo week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I detto so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me più LOGIC .


"If te fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of caramelle per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each anno on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix Cibo to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in cerca of you
Looking for the cuore now
Have te heard the news
maybe te ha rubato, stola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in cerca of you
Looking for he cuore now
Have te heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find te soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of te know it as the only song i know da cuore from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge ragno i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If te do not like talking cavalli that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, te will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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The puzzle game Tetris is well-known all over the world for its catchy Musica and captivating gameplay. Tetris can be played without charge at link. Good Old Tetris and Colortris are two additional free Tetris games that adhere to the original.
Genres Inspired da Tetris
But in addition to the original Tetris, there are a ton of other Tetris-related games on this page that are well worth playing. The 10x10 subgenre is one of the most well-liked offshoots, and there are many 10x10 games to play, including Block Champ, TenTrix, and Wood Blocks.
Tetris Redesigned
Numerous variations of the Tetris format...
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People liked my old Piccoli brividi articoli so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired da a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, te know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck da lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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ciao there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the popolare stuff. If te haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen Film yet, go check that articolo out, cause there’s comparisons te might miss o something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)



Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going da it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...
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So yeah, I had another one of those breaks from playing PS2 games. I was going on a big binge trying to get some più cause of the announcement that Sony was closing down the Playstation 3 store. I was really worried for a second, and was going on a mass purchase, but that came to a halt once people got on Sony’s case enough and convinced them to keep it up. So, uh, I got a bit of a backlog of PS2 games to get through on there now, even some PS1 games, but I will get to those in time. Needless to say, I was going to be reviewing Tokobot Plus, but with work and other projects in the works,...
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(All sources come from listed games and celebritàs Wikipedia pages, Behind the Voice Actor pages, and imdb pages)

You know, there’s a lot they don’t tell te about voice acting. One of those things is that voice recitazione is tough. Like really tough. Oh sure, a lot of people will tell you, “You don’t even gotta mostra your face. This isn’t real acting.”. Those are the words of a person who has never attempted to read lines naturally on a piece of paper to convey emotions through just dialogue in their life. Also an idiot. But yeah, voice recitazione isn’t easy. Having to strain your voice...
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I Amore Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned o disguested.. These are some of such examples..



#11: THE KILLER aragosta BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the commenti being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..


#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..



#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...
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so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my superiore, in alto 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i Amore all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the più i listen to the album.
posted by TimberHumphrey
Cioccolato rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin

Chocolate rain
The school libri say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make te wonder where it went

Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say

Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Chocolate rain
Made me attraversare, croce the strada, via the other day
Chocolate rain
Made te turn your head the...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with tatoos who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my preferito things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
I wanna take te somewhere so te know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought te daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't fiore like they did last spring

And I wanna baciare you, make te feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
(Ooooh)
Na-na

Yeah

I saw te dancing in a crowded room
You look so happy when i'm not with you
But then te saw me, caught te da surprise
A single teardrop falling from your eye

I don't why i run away
I'll make te cry when i run away

You could've asked me why i broke your heart
You could've told me that te fell apart
But te walked past me like i wasn't there
And just pretended like te didn't care

I don't know why i run away
I'll make te cry when i run away

Take me back 'cause i wanna stay
Save your tears for another

Save your tears for another day
Save your tears for another day

So, i made te think that...
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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY mese marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The successivo review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed da lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can sposta on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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