random Article: random things to say when Friends are around

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random things to say when Friends are around

posted by Blitzy_Utonium

1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog Cibo is a beautiful thing to watch when te are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when te sleeeeeep.

13. Bye detto Santa while eating Blitzen.

hyunakada33, DramaQueen1020 and 13 others like this

Blitzy_Utonium It's stupid, I know...

twilight0girl lmao-im gonna say some of these!

twilight0girl Btw-these are not stupid.They are really funny:D

lil_smartaleck hehe im gonna try 1 and 3 cause i dont have a cat so it will seem even more random. but my friends reckon im random most of the time anyways :D

Alexyss_Cullen rflmao im gonna try some of theese they are funny oh and btw they are not stupid

Blitzy_Utonium Thx you guys! Your so nice! I tried # 6 on my friends, and I use # 2 every day! ;)

boomerlover Blitzy, it's not stupid, it's funny!

Bella-Utonium Ya, it is.

Blitzy_Utonium Yeah, me and my friend made that up.

AnnaSmiley :D ahaha. Oh, I was walking down Geneva the other day and I looked at my aunt and I was like ``Pip Pip Cheerio``..She couldn`t stop laughing for 5 min. :D ahaha

Blitzy_Utonium Ha ha, that's funny. Yeah, I got that one from my cousin.

kaylabarker12 funny

Kari_Love Letzzzzzzzzzz have some fun -Turns out lights then lights candle-

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RAWR

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Ranma 1/2 Motivational Posters

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THE MUPPETS!!!!!

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Nature

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Think about it?

posted by batgirl910

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy Friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m Friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...

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I wanna go back to the generation where “going out” was going on a data

posted by loudhappy

Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first baciare would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy te meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give te his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just da wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...

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43 things to do at a Mall

posted by hetaliaitaly

1.Ride mechanical cavalli with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod o something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the Cibo sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the Musica store whether te can get a CD that te know they dont have and ask really...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four domande to determine the level of your intellect.
Your risposte must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating o wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: te are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in secondo place.
In which position are te now?

Answer:
If te answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. te overtook the secondo runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the successivo domanda try not to be so dumb.
2 : If te overtake the last...

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marriage Citazioni lol

posted by karpach_14

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife fiori for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, te haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. te order what te want, then when te see what the other fellow has, te wish te had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

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Are te online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells te a joke and te say "LOL".

3. te watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. te have called out someone's screen name while making Amore to your significant other.

5. te keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. te have to get a 2d phone line just so te can call pizza Hut.

9. te go into labour and te stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

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random things to do when your bored

posted by Annacrombie

Here is alot of random things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the supermercato go up to a random stranger and whisper "I will come for te in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand successivo to a person who is taller then te and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local supermercato and grab a large frutta (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a random person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around Canto "Im walking in the air!"

5.The successivo time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks...

The Witch's House

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Color Splash

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random Fact

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te Help

posted by whatsupbugs

Life is hard to summarize, but there's so many different aspects of life that range in quality. There's so much bad and good in this world. Things can often get difficult, confusing, stressful and hard. However, there are people out there that make things feel easier, clearer, sweeter and nicer. There are people that make the bad days easier and the good days even better.

Who are these people that I'm referring to? I'm referring to my Friends here on Fanpop. As te probably know, there's a lot of negativity online. There's a lot of people that do and say some pretty offensive stuff. Because...