DO te wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............
Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then te might not wanna read this but if te do and it affends te then leave a commento and i can tell te in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned te so..................
TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!
1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)
2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does everything for other people ( vampires) and doesn't even bother to do things for herself
3.When Stephanie Meyer made up Alice she was acually thinking when she invented Leah that slut she really wasn't using her brain.
4. Leah is really picky ( like how jacob detto she hated eating in lupo form like holy shit girl get over it!!) Alice will eat anything o do anything with out complaining at all ( NOT LEAH)
5. Leah can hold a grudge for along time ( she is still all over sam like holy he doesnt like te why do u think he dumped te for your cousin) well alice doesn't holdn grudges she can't she is too nice!!
6. Alice doesn't waste her time walking around looking like a big slop and very hairy!!
7. Alice can live forever and people won't even get upset with her well Leah has been alive 19 years and everybody hates her!!
8. Alice is nice and wears nice well Leah walks around looking like a dog!!!
9. Alice acually has a live well leah doesn't she mopes about sam being with her cousin ( Emily)
AND LAST 10..... LEAH SUCKS!!!!
Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then te might not wanna read this but if te do and it affends te then leave a commento and i can tell te in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned te so..................
TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!
1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)
2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does everything for other people ( vampires) and doesn't even bother to do things for herself
3.When Stephanie Meyer made up Alice she was acually thinking when she invented Leah that slut she really wasn't using her brain.
4. Leah is really picky ( like how jacob detto she hated eating in lupo form like holy shit girl get over it!!) Alice will eat anything o do anything with out complaining at all ( NOT LEAH)
5. Leah can hold a grudge for along time ( she is still all over sam like holy he doesnt like te why do u think he dumped te for your cousin) well alice doesn't holdn grudges she can't she is too nice!!
6. Alice doesn't waste her time walking around looking like a big slop and very hairy!!
7. Alice can live forever and people won't even get upset with her well Leah has been alive 19 years and everybody hates her!!
8. Alice is nice and wears nice well Leah walks around looking like a dog!!!
9. Alice acually has a live well leah doesn't she mopes about sam being with her cousin ( Emily)
AND LAST 10..... LEAH SUCKS!!!!
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST stella, star ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and unisciti us!
Allex: Ok. What are te doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and unisciti us!
Allex: Ok. What are te doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
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what came first
the egg
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this is a dibattito and i want everyone Leggere this
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ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
o the chicken?
thats my dibattito and i want EVERYONE who's a fan
of random to write what they think is right
and become a fan of me and become a fan of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
o the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits
rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter
rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down
rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
rose are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
rose are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
rose are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And mostra me your tits
rose make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And te Amore it up the shitter
rose are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
rose are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
rose are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
rose are shit
Violets are crap
mostra me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
rose are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And ingoiare, inghiottire it down
rose are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey