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1. Guys may be flirting around all giorno but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. te have to tell a guy what te really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys Amore their moms o grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. te can never understand him unless te listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with te may end up being admired da your boyfriend.

11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes te is when he teases you.

12. Guys Amore girls with brains più than girls in miniskirts.

13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

14. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

15. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

16. Guys don't really have final decisions.

17. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

18. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

19. Guys like girls who are like their moms o grandmas. No kidding!
20. When a guy gives a crooked o pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

21. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

22. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

23. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of te o he’s criticizing you.

24. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters te and sometimes makes fun of you.

25. Guys hate girls who overreact.

26. Having one, good best friend to help te through these problems and always being there for te will make te feel 110% better. Have a nice, long, confessing conversation with them before te decide what you're gonna do with your boy.

27. Your girl Friends are much better than boys will ever be. Always have your one amazing friend and you'll get each other through everything! <3
posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minuti early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything te write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read domande aloud, dibattito your risposte with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Canto in a row, then te sneeze and te fall down. Did te ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - te used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how te knew te had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - te know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal preferito of mine) o a più scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell te a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe te can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when te apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up da Canto spiaggia Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say te taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny o not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would te like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh te gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: te gonna tell me my fortune o what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell te your fortune?


Random guy: te detto te WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have te been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and biscotti, cookie don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow random fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform te that a certain new fanpoper with the username of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a domanda saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now te will not be able to find these two contributions why te ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if te want proof that she detto this check out this forum
link
Now te may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have dato us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Amore to be held, talked too but if te press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Ribelle - The Brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Amore the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your cuore beat
Is my preferito lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If te could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes te happy.
I always want te to be happy.
I don't like it when te cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with te even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to sposta on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When te leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe te embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down barca in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other giorno we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, te know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once più at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure da now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo te can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to unisciti F.S. te must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. tè is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand successivo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't te even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, te need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror Film coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help te survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where te are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do te like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do te like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorni are better.

Cleverbot: unicorni aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE te SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: te detto unicorni aren't real. :( I thought te were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that te were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes te can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One giorno you'll ask me, "which is più important to you, me o your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing te are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Amore does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For da him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones o powers o rulers o authorities;
all things were created da him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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