1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"
2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it
3. Ask if te can try the harmomonica o the recorder
4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.
5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat ha rubato, stola it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." te get the point.
6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE agnello AND ATE IT TOO"
7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.
8. Flirt with the person successivo to you, regardless of gender, age, o what instrument they play.
9. Yell out "IM SAILOR(your name),SOLDIER OF INSTRUMENTS!" than play your instrument very loudly.
10. Go successivo to the band teacher's chair, and whisper very loudly to a friend: "PSST! Hey! I heard that (teacher's name) got a (boob if girl, penis if guy) job!"
11. If your teacher asks te who te heard it from, say: "Lady Gaga. She wants to ride your disco stick." and run away with your friend, both of te giggling.
12. Write a suicide note duiring class. If the teacher catches te and asks te why you're Scrivere a suicide note, simply reply "It's for a friend. She couldn't write it because she/he's on vacation. Like it?"
13. Get a boom box/radio thingy and play All Around The World da ATC on it. Come into class in 80's clothes. Do squats, dance moves, and push-ups. 'Nuff said.
14. If te have a test o big exam coming up, come in with alot of papers and yell "HEY GUYS! IF te WANT THESE TEST/EXAM ANSWERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A FAKE BATHROOM EXCUSE AND MEET ME BEHIND THE SCHOOL, OKAY?"
15. Come in with punk clothing, a punk wig, and fake piercings. Don't play your instrument. When your teacher asks te to, say "I DONT WANNA! I'm rebelious". attraversare, croce your shoulders and turn around.
16. If your teacher went out of the room, grab his/her baton. Tell the band to play a certain piece you're working on (preferably one te all suck at), and conduct them.
17. Dance to the band music.
18. Come in looking like a slut. Tell everyone te were just at a party. Try to fuck someone.
19. Sing Maneater da Nelly Futardo. Do dirty dance moves.
20. If you're having a test, say "TEST? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUPPORT GROUP!" and stomp out of the room.
2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it
3. Ask if te can try the harmomonica o the recorder
4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.
5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat ha rubato, stola it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." te get the point.
6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE agnello AND ATE IT TOO"
7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.
8. Flirt with the person successivo to you, regardless of gender, age, o what instrument they play.
9. Yell out "IM SAILOR(your name),SOLDIER OF INSTRUMENTS!" than play your instrument very loudly.
10. Go successivo to the band teacher's chair, and whisper very loudly to a friend: "PSST! Hey! I heard that (teacher's name) got a (boob if girl, penis if guy) job!"
11. If your teacher asks te who te heard it from, say: "Lady Gaga. She wants to ride your disco stick." and run away with your friend, both of te giggling.
12. Write a suicide note duiring class. If the teacher catches te and asks te why you're Scrivere a suicide note, simply reply "It's for a friend. She couldn't write it because she/he's on vacation. Like it?"
13. Get a boom box/radio thingy and play All Around The World da ATC on it. Come into class in 80's clothes. Do squats, dance moves, and push-ups. 'Nuff said.
14. If te have a test o big exam coming up, come in with alot of papers and yell "HEY GUYS! IF te WANT THESE TEST/EXAM ANSWERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A FAKE BATHROOM EXCUSE AND MEET ME BEHIND THE SCHOOL, OKAY?"
15. Come in with punk clothing, a punk wig, and fake piercings. Don't play your instrument. When your teacher asks te to, say "I DONT WANNA! I'm rebelious". attraversare, croce your shoulders and turn around.
16. If your teacher went out of the room, grab his/her baton. Tell the band to play a certain piece you're working on (preferably one te all suck at), and conduct them.
17. Dance to the band music.
18. Come in looking like a slut. Tell everyone te were just at a party. Try to fuck someone.
19. Sing Maneater da Nelly Futardo. Do dirty dance moves.
20. If you're having a test, say "TEST? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUPPORT GROUP!" and stomp out of the room.
Dream it Out Loud
How do te speak in silence?
Why do te sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what te have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
How do te speak in silence?
Why do te sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what te have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
A Child's Mind
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything te may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope te like it, I've postato it in my blog too :) - link
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything te may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope te like it, I've postato it in my blog too :) - link
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting immagini captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated da the smoke o get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, te rant so much about how te have a hard time making choices. Whether te should work on your assignment o go out with your friends. Whether te should data this guy o that guy. Whether te should break up with your boyfriend o not. Whether te should wear the rosa camicetta o the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting immagini captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated da the smoke o get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, te rant so much about how te have a hard time making choices. Whether te should work on your assignment o go out with your friends. Whether te should data this guy o that guy. Whether te should break up with your boyfriend o not. Whether te should wear the rosa camicetta o the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
